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[Apathy]

I felt a stabbing sensation in my shoulder as I went to cut a branch from my birch tree, feeling a little sore I decided to take a break from my factory job.

Yew, maligned, scrutinised

[Gog]

Yew trees are often found in Christian cemeteries, a religion often maligned and scrutinised by Satanists and the BBC.


poodle
doodle
Hank

[northstar]

I was busily doing a doodle of my poodle, Hank, when I took a misstep, fell off the cliff and plunged to my death in the ocean.

**

Darts
Urinal
Feather boa

[Amplexor]

I was at a stag do wearing a feather boa and desperately needed a pee, the urinal was broke but I decided to play darts to alleviate the feeling.

Exacerbate
Megalomaniac
Erogenous

[Apathy]

The erogenous zone of Britain's most famous megalomaniac is often a contentious subject that can often exacerbate his wife's creative spirit.

Otter, Fracture, elongated

[thaigreen]

I was walking in the forest and noticed a group of otters working on their fractured den, i bet they wish they had more elongated sticks

Duvet
Pint
Steel

[Amplexor]

I was having a relaxing duvet day, drinking a pint of Guinness watching the movie Real Steel.

Lavalamp
Compost
Ostentatious

[Apathy]

My best friend Mr Ostentatious recently brought me a 1970s Lavalamp to my surprise I found it the next morning in my compost heap.

Chump, Flared, crumpet

[Amplexor]

I was eating a crumpet and all of a sudden I saw a guy from the 70's, he looked like a flared chump, loser!

Oblique
Perpendicular
Adjacent

[Apathy]

Adjacent to my house is this oblique sculpture that runs perpendicular to the main thoroughfare.

Quiche, Victory, Extravaganza

[Amplexor]

Before going to Victory Extravaganza I ate some quiche.

Exuberant
Infrared
Corbicula

[Apathy]

I was using my infrared torch to see my potential dinner the Corbicula clams when I spotted a whole bunch of them, my mood at the time was exuberant to say the least.

Cretaceous, clandestine, chimney

[Amplexor]

I sat on a chimney reading a play about the clandestine nature of the animals which lived during cretaceous period.

Wigwam
Encephalopathy
Cornice

[northstar]

My friend, Cornice, didn't know what the term encephalopathy meant, so I shut her in my wigwam.

**

Towel
Candle
Flower pot

[Apathy]

I had just bought a second hand flower pot when I spotted a candle blowing in the wind, I ignored it and brought a new towel.

Herbaceous, quintessential, churning

[Amplexor]

I was in the garden churning the most quintessential herbaceous aromatic spices known to man.

Alopecia
Autotonsorialist
Cheiloproclitle

[Winnie57]

I became an autotonsorialist because my alopecia renders me too embarrassed to go to the hairdresser and I am also cheiloproclitic which means I would be unable to take my eyes off the hairdresser's luscious lips.


instruction; bacterium; hell



Words generated using this site

[Apathy]

Whilst working in the lab my Professor was giving instructions on how the bacterium affects people who reside in hell.

Jasper, Narwhal, Queen

[Winnie57]

The Queen gave baby George a toy Narwhal which Kate named Jasper.

steak; water wheel; thereby


word generator that I use

[Apathy]

I decided have lunch at this wonderful restaurant called the water wheel as it has a beautiful old water mill in its gardens,the waiter recommended the steak thereby confusing my choice of meal.

Harass, Beguile, Mutton

[Winnie57]

I beguile many men but they continue to harass me, saying that I am mutton dressed as lamb.



Word generator that I use in this game

[Franz of Franzylvania]

They tried to restrain me, but I was determined to mould the bubble wrap into a living creature.

north, worm, steak

(the above link doesn't seem to work anymore, so here's an alternative: https://randomwordgenerator.com/)

[Pink*Lady]

I travelled up north and came across the shocking sight of a worm nibbling on a juicy steak.

prance, light, bandana

[Franz of Franzylvania]

In the morning, just as it's getting light, I like to prance around wearing nothing but a bandana.

prayer
banana
contrary

[Kevin Hodge]

During my time in eden i nightly whispered a prayer for a soft and ergonomic device to ease my lonely loins, but god is contrary and i invariably awoke to find a banana.


Harsh
Marsh
Shark

[Franz of Franzylvania]

I don't know if I was being too harsh, when I fed Jacob Rees Mog to the shark that lives in the marsh.

owl
preacher
bald

[Apathy]

The watchful owl listened to the preacher who was wearing a trilby to cover his bald head.

giant
lungfish
crevice

[Franz of Franzylvania]

Geoff the ninja cat
Ate too much tofu and greggs
And became quite fat

(a sentence and a haiku!)

Grumpy, boxer, clown

[Apathy]

A well known mafia hit man was know to fry his own chips whilst scratching his neck.

Float
Wad
Silver

[Franz of Franzylvania]

One day I will rob a bank, buy a silver pedalo with a wad of unmarked fivers and float off into the sunset.

Slump, Vigorous, Bishop