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You Know You Have A Mental Illness When..
Do i really need to explain how this works now , i know this one could have gone in the lounge but i don't want to split the series up and i am sure we will find more to follow
Everything Borrs Johnson is saying makes perfect sense |
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You find yourself spending to much time on SAUK
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When you burst out laughing at nothing, and then cry 5 hours later
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When your flat affect is so extreme people mistake you for a corpse.
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You blame MARK04 for making you post all these "you know you are...when threads
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The doctor say's he can find nothing wrong with you even though you know you feel like s**t
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^
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When you watch old episodes of 321 and you understand the clues
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Spending a fortune on a hands free soap dispenser actually seems to make sense.
(cos god forbid you don't actually want to have to press down on the manual soap release button full of germs, just before you wash your hads in a soap that kills 99% of all germs do you) |
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You think that your one and only friend has fallen out with you just because they forgot to put an x at the end of a txt message to you
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So that's where I've been going wrong |
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^^ It's news to me. I thought, by doing that, I would prove myself to be revolutionary and subversive.
Back to the old ink I guess. |
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When you start rating the quality of your trips to the bathroom on the white board to the right.
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^ Great idea and i good tip to help people pass the time in the "you know your bored when" post
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You leave the doctor's consulting room, wondering why he asked such strange questions, and realise there's a plaque saying 'consultant psychiatrist' on his door!
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...you can't remember what it is like to simply go to bed and fall into a deep, refreshing, dreamless sleep. I haven't done that since I was a child.
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maybe try the odd Diazepam,? I got some from my GP to relieve painful muscle spasms in my lower back & legs that could occur at night in bed,.. I've only had to take one on 2 occassions and wouldn't take them casually but you do nod off delightfully and you wake up the next morning in a very relaxed state having slept the whole night through,. something that's usually very rare for me. |
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You literally hide under the duvet when the phone rings. Who the feck are you hiding from?!
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..you're own disturbing thoughts amuse you.
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You wake up in a padded room wearing a straightjacket, only to discover that the past 6 years have been a figment of your imagination.
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