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#1
23rd April 2015, 22:13
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#dearfuturehusband
Make me that dinner I like and have sex with me!
That's pretty much it.  Also, when I walk into a room and say 'what did I come in here for?' or 'what was I doing?' I do not require an answer, I'm just thinking out loud. And please tell me I'm pretty even if all your mates go 'don't fancy yours much'. Other women make things far too overly complicated. (This is/was apparently a trend on twitter based on the Meaghan Trainor song. There's whole letters on there women have written to their future husband's if you look.) 
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#2
23rd April 2015, 22:42
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Re: #dearfuturehusband
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Dear future husband, First things first, you should know that the words 'you're beautiful' mean nothing. Don't say them, you don't need to say them. I know because of the way that you treat me. Because you don't roll your eyes when I make an idiot of myself, or judge me because of my anxiety. You don't care that I'm a messy or person and understand that sometimes... I just like my own space. You find my naivety and playful sense of humour endearing, not irritating. You make me want to be the best version of myself, for you. You don't have to cook for me, provide for me, take me out all the time. I can do all that myself. You just need to understand me. See past the walls I build to keep people out, see past my defensive sarcasm streak. You know me inside out, but I also know you inside out. And you need to know that I'll always be there to support you, understand you and love you, even if I don't say it enough.
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#8
29th April 2015, 20:24
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Re: #dearfuturehusband
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#9
29th April 2015, 20:24
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Re: #dearfuturehusband
I keep checking on this thread to see if there's one addressed to me.
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#10
29th April 2015, 23:06
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Re: #dearfuturehusband
^^ The symptoms of love is initially is initially hard to tell from a tropical disease, you may feel hot, you may feel dizzy and light headed, want to stay in bed more than usual. Delirium can also be present in extreme cases. Chemicals you are not expecting get released into your brain effecting all your decisions.
However like with most diseases after a time the syptoms will fade and you will be left to face stark reality. I think men arent that different, just the brain is in a different place  Helly, your post is really sweet, and why sholudn't you get that.
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#12
29th April 2015, 23:11
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Re: #dearfuturehusband
#dearfuturehusband
For the last time, I am male and heterosexual, whilst those images of your genitalia are most impressive (photoshop?), they are not really what I am after at this present time. I will keep it on file and be sure to contact you should have any work for them in the future.
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#13
30th April 2015, 12:33
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Re: #dearfuturehusband
#dearfuturewife
you are making a terrible mistake! It's not too late to change your mind and save yourself from a lifetime of disappointment. Also, please reply with the lottery numbers for next week so if you still decide to go ahead with it we can at least live in luxury.
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#14
30th April 2015, 16:53
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Re: #dearfuturehusband
I would try and cheer you up with how great you sound and how any man would snap you up but......
"dance for me in public"  I have a small team of travelling synchronised bananas that I can arrange but that's about it. From my experience whatever a girl thinks she is or starts off appearing sooner or later what you have put is pretty normal. Although that could just be that I wear them down and turn them into it, I don't know btw, are you the one in the left or right in your avatar ?
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