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Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
Anybody?
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
Only if you refuse to get to the stage where you don't vomit all over your keyboard.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
Top 10 least romantic locations, in theme perhaps:
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Rochdale escaped? (don't hate me Rochdaleinans).
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To reach the next level we need to let our puke intertwine into a floating infinity symbol. Don't ask me how we do this.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
I've never understood why people get depressed on Valentine's day, It's the one day of the year where I'm especially content to be single.
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I really don't see the point in it at all. It's just a marketing ploy more than anything else. |
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I try not to let it depress me, but it ain't easy if I've never been in a long-term relationship before, and it's being rubbed in my face.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
My plan is to buy a box of chocs and a pizza and watch a dvd. To me valentines day is just an excuse to eat chocolate in the same way that easter is (not that I ever need an excuse ). Will be nice being with family too. To be honest anything connected with valentines day just makes me cringe
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I was in tescos this evening. loads of people were swarming around these buckets and buckets of red roses. dunno why but red roses remind me of blood and guts in the same way poppies remind me of death. why they are associated with love I don't know. its just another day to me. you don't miss what you've never had or deserve. i might have a few irish coffee's to celebrate my permanent single status.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
Would join you but I have a choice of dates for tomorrow - gotta choose between Mr Jack Daniels or Mr Jose Cuervo.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
^go for the tequila it makes you happy.
plus i had a nasty night on jd and can't even sniff the stuff now without wanting to throw up. |
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
Wasn't aware it was here until the Valentines Day pack on GTA online was realised earlier lol. Never paid any attention to it tbh.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
You can't tell a whole day to sod off - especially not when it's my birthday
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I'm going to have a wank, kiss the mirror and say "oh you're so sexy", then treat myself by stuffing my face with chocolate.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
^ i sell a special lace glove for men to use on themselves on valentines day. every one is personally tested by me. i call the product "Second Hand".
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^ Back on top form I see
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Valentines day is pointless.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
^ Ooh, merry birthday, Reclue!
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
Ahh, valentine's day... yet another day that I get to spend money on myself instead of some stupid bitch.
Well, that dinner's kicking in, so I'm gonna go and have a shit and drink rum until I throw up on myself. Adios. |
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
^ *wince* Not sure if you were aiming for self-deprecating humour or what, but 'bitches' feels pretty unpleasant, tbh.
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Re: Who's going to join me on Valentine's n' get drunk and tell it all to sod off?
Yeah, I was going for the charmless misogynist vibe. My tongue was firmly in my cheek.
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