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Old 8th November 2018, 16:38
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Me and mum sat in the lounge.
Brother ( who says he's quite low ATM) comes in and says to mum ' you're the only family member that cares about me'

As if to say , I don't . In front of me.
I said nothing back.
I can't quite work out if he's trying to get an argument out of me or what but the way he did that is quite odd.
Like he's playing games.
Because I don't side with him on some things or say that he's part of the problems here, he throws his toys out the pram. I'm not going to side with anyone. I actually think he's losing the plot.
But there's no help out there
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Old 9th November 2018, 19:25
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Yay it's starting to rain
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Old 9th November 2018, 20:03
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^ It's really windy here and raining.
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Old 10th November 2018, 03:51
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Why I never sneeze in my sleep.
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Old 10th November 2018, 16:12
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I was talking to a friend earlier and she was bragging about a four hour sex session she had with her boyfriend, I'm struggling to work out how they managed to drag it out for four hours!
Maybe I'm missing something?
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Old 10th November 2018, 16:27
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^ Surely things start to get sore and stingy after breaking the two-hour mark?

The most I've managed is an hour and thirty seconds. And I still remember when it happened: 1am last March when the clocks went forward.
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Old 10th November 2018, 16:52
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^That actually made me giggle.
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Old 10th November 2018, 18:04
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^ Surely things start to get sore and stingy after breaking the two-hour mark?

The most I've managed is an hour and thirty seconds. And I still remember when it happened: 1am last March when the clocks went forward.
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Old 10th November 2018, 18:32
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Is it just me who finds the idea of a four hour sex session a complete waste of four hours? I mean I'm probably owed four hours worth in back payment from missing out of it for years but bloody hell, I can think of so many more things I'd rather be doing for 4hrs

Or maybe thats just me, is it just me? *gets coat*
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Old 10th November 2018, 19:23
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^ It's not just you. If you think shagging for 4 hours is a good use of time you need a hobby. Take up cross-stich or learn Spanish, and give your genitalia a rest for heaven's sake.
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Old 10th November 2018, 21:08
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I was talking to a friend earlier and she was bragging about a four hour sex session she had with her boyfriend, I'm struggling to work out how they managed to drag it out for four hours!
Maybe I'm missing something?
Lies should at least be somewhat convincing
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Old 10th November 2018, 21:36
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^ lol
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Old 11th November 2018, 19:45
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Watching Theresa may lay a wreath at the cenotaph I really wanted the band to start playing the imperial march from Star Wars it happened in my imagination anyway lol
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Old 11th November 2018, 22:01
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I agreed to go to view a room in a house share with my friend, as it's shared by five men and she was feeling a bit vulnerable I guess, but the viewing is at 5pm tomorrow, so I'm going to have to start work an hour early, meaning I have to be up at 5am. Worse still we will be walking home together from there, so we are going to have to talk for 20-30 mins.
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Old 11th November 2018, 23:53
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Watching Theresa may lay a wreath at the cenotaph I really wanted the band to start playing the imperial march from Star Wars it happened in my imagination anyway lol

That would be hilarious your imagination has a very good sense of humour. In fact I think that music should probably be playing whenever she walks into a room.
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Old 12th November 2018, 22:03
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Amend with me brother, out great father has fallen...Stan lee is dead.
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Old 12th November 2018, 23:22
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^ I was just about to post that

I suspect I'm late to the party but I only found out 5min ago

He was only 95! Thought he had years left in him, he was still doing his cameo's
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Old 13th November 2018, 03:09
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I agreed to go to view a room in a house share with my friend, as it's shared by five men and she was feeling a bit vulnerable I guess, but the viewing is at 5pm tomorrow, so I'm going to have to start work an hour early, meaning I have to be up at 5am. Worse still we will be walking home together from there, so we are going to have to talk for 20-30 mins.
How did you get on?
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Old 13th November 2018, 03:10
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Watching Theresa may lay a wreath at the cenotaph I really wanted the band to start playing the imperial march from Star Wars it happened in my imagination anyway lol
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Old 13th November 2018, 06:37
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How did you get on?
Thanks for asking

Like with anything I get anxious about, it all turned out to be fine. It was quite fun actually, just to do something different.

Her anxiety is maybe worse than mine, which is pretty bad, so we did well.
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Old 13th November 2018, 07:41
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^ I'm pleased that you both did well.
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Old 15th November 2018, 11:44
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I'll feel happier when my stomach settles a bit.
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Old 15th November 2018, 22:22
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All the best for your assessment tomorrow.
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Old 15th November 2018, 22:44
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Hope your assessment goes well Kooky
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Old 16th November 2018, 17:08
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Supermarkets can be a bit overwhelming in terms of people, bright light, written info, and sound coming at you sometimes.
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Old 16th November 2018, 17:38
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Dear EDF, please feck off spamming me about smart meters every waking hour of my life. Emails, texts, phone calls, just feck off already, I don't want to hear from you.
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Old 16th November 2018, 19:25
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Christmas ads!! **** off will ya!
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Old 16th November 2018, 19:32
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^ You kind of expect the usual crap (mostly the supermarkets) It seems everyones having a go this year! Visa/Heathrow are 2 that stand out as being a bit obscure, I feel its only going to get worse
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Old 16th November 2018, 21:20
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An Epsom salt bath.
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Old 16th November 2018, 21:22
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Was just listening to mum trying to pick an argument with the guy from Thames Water that came to pump the water from our cellar.

Him: Hello (at the front door)
Mum: I'm coming
Him: No problem, take your time...
Him: Explains that all the water is pumped out and that he has put some disinfectant down to clean/help with the smell etc
Mum: I'm disabled
Him: I didn't say you wasn't
Mum: You looked at me like I'm a waker, I'm not a wanker because I'm disabled, I've been in politics all my life, I'm not thick.
Him: Made a sound representing WTF!! Relevance?
Him: I think that's unfair
Mum: I just wanted to say that to you
Him: OK well it's all sorted, have a good evening.
Me: Rolling my eyes, thinking what a worthless turd she is trolling this guy that has come out at unsociable hours to pump and clean our cellar for free...why doesn't she just do the world a favour by ending things.
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