Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by newbie2013

I hate going to sleep when I feel like something isn't right.

What's up, me wench?

Originally Posted by Pablo Huntsbach

^^The rock face was probably only, like, two and a half times as me, maybe 3. High enough that I wouldn't want to fall. There were these palm trees covered in these big black spikes all over the mountain, I grabbed a root to steady myself and impaled my hand, one of the spikes went right through the bit of stretchy skin between my thumb and finger. Also we sat down to look at the camera trap photos and saw that there was a massive Jaguar repeatedly visiting the area so we were probably being stalked by that. And I spent most of the climb down sliding on my arse. That day was the best… it's ridiculous that I came home and broke both my legs on a boring day in a warehouse.

Lol I thought it'd be higher than that.

It's probably better that you broke your legs at work than on a jungle mountain tbh. That jaguar would have loved the sight and smell of you're blooded broken leg and gobbled you right up mate. lol

[Schmosby]

Sending a parcel to my brothers workplace, trying to decide which middle name to give him. I'm thinking Veronica.

[Schmosby]

Originally Posted by winter*

What about Gertrude lol

Oooh no that would have been ideal, but already printed the label

[newbs16]

Thinking that I'll never be slim, I like my food too much!

[Indigo_]

Originally Posted by SuBo

I'm getting pretty tired of these migraines now.

You're part of the migraine club too

[Silent Ninja]

Missing out on things, went past some pubs that had a nice food cooking smell on my bike ride tonight which always makes me think of the people who are out maybe in groups or as couples enjoying a nice meal out and socialising, things which I'm never going to do.

[newbs16]

Is it too early to go to bed!

[Appear]

^^ This. Their first album was like a more upbeat, comprehensible, Zane Lowe-friendly version of Purity Ring's (album 1) weird electro pop, and it were good for it. Their newer stuff is slick like they had Radio 1's Breakfast Show firmly in their sights.

[Silent Ninja]

Originally Posted by newbie2013

Is it too early to go to bed!

No.

[anxiouslondoner]

I'm going to Madrid this weekend, yay.

[Pablo Huntsbach]

Originally Posted by Cairn

It's probably better that you broke your legs at work than on a jungle mountain tbh. That jaguar would have loved the sight and smell of you're blooded broken leg and gobbled you right up mate. lol

Well not only that the local doctor was a bit shit, doubt I'd still have both legs if I had the same injury and he had anything to do with it. He had a weird obsession with giving people injections in the bum. Fever, the shits, sprained wrist, you name it, he had something to inject into your arse cheek to fix it.

[newbs16]

^^ haha inject in your arse cheek to fix it

[newbs16]

^^ Hope you're okay Luna.

[newbs16]

Maybe it is possible

[Z.]

Who needs a relationship when you've got books and beer?

[Dougella]

Why can I not express my emotions, or even work out what they are half the time.
My first reaction is to obsess about food and eat everything I can find, which helps nothing and makes me feel rubbish.

[newbs16]

Do all ladies eat everything in sight when lady time is around the corner!

[newbs16]

^ Well cake and tea sounds good

[Z.]

What the **** am I even doing anymore?

[newbs16]

Originally Posted by biscuits

What's your cake of choice?

I like most cakes Red velvet is nice x

[Cairn]

Originally Posted by SuBo

What the **** am I even doing anymore?

I feel the same.

Stockton slap me please.

Originally Posted by newbie2013

I like most cakes Red velvet is nice x

Red velvet cake annoys me as it's just a standard sponge cake with buttercream in it and red food colouring.

If it was called a butter cream sponge cake with red food colouring it would be less popular.

[Z.]

Originally Posted by Cairn

I feel the same.

Stockton slap me please.

Gladly, mother****er.

[Cairn]

[Cairn]

I'm worried about someone but what can you do when they're so avoidant and have probably gone off you as well.

[Z.]

^^ I'll guillotine the **** out of you you mother****er little bitch mother****er.

edit: to the mods: I do not wish to guillotine Cairn. It's an inside joke...

[Cairn]

I'm a 240lb (238 to be exact) dude, like the ones Nick was talking about when he got stabbed with a pen.

I got skills, ninja shit kills and I carry a bic.

Come at me mofo and get bic'd in yo ass!

[Cairn]

I've accepted you're friends request, mofo.

[Z.]

^ I may only be 205 pounds, but my ninja skills will beat yo little punk bitch mother****ing ass mother****ing bitch. Bic me all you want mother****er. No little bitch pen will stop my mother****ing ninja shit.

[Cairn]

Yo skinny light heavyweight ass ninja shit ain't shit compared to my heavyweight ninja shit, bitch.

It'll be like Ryu Hayabusa beating yo little bitch Goeman punk ass, mofo.

[Z.]

^ I'll slap yo little ass back to Ireland where it belongs mother****er. I have no time for this shit. Imma go buy a yacht.