!!!Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!!!

LonelyBoy · #1 25th December 2015, 20:22

I think sometimes the real meaning of Christmas gets forgotten.

LonelyBoy · #2 25th December 2015, 20:25

I guess if Jesus Christ were hosting a party there would be no reason to expect his guests to 'bring a bottle' of wine with them...

Pandapop · #3 25th December 2015, 20:26

Hallelujah Jesus christ

Cairn · #4 25th December 2015, 20:27

Happy bday JC!

Hope your arseholed on wine and dived face first into a big bowl of bread sauce and a whole salmon en croute.

Dougella · #5 25th December 2015, 20:28

Technically Jesus was born in the summer and 'Christmas' is a Pagan festival that was taken over by Christians.

Indigo_ · #6 25th December 2015, 20:35

^ Was about to add that myself

kirbycrackle · #7 25th December 2015, 20:53

Happy birthday superman!!

Indigo_ · #8 25th December 2015, 21:11

How old is Santa Claus? I don't know how many candles to put on his cake

Indigo_ · #9 25th December 2015, 21:20

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Originally Posted by cordyceps

He's really old, like, at least 40.

That's a lot of candles. Maybe I'll just give him his OAP bus pass a little early instead

LonelyBoy · #10 25th December 2015, 21:57

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Originally Posted by cordyceps

He's really old, like, at least 40.

Obese people tend to look younger, actually, probably because their skin is stretched and the wrinkles aren't as deep. On that basis, I'd say Santa was actually late 50s, but sprightly for his age and weight issues.

LonelyBoy · #11 25th December 2015, 21:58

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Originally Posted by cordyceps

Can't believe today marks the birth of Santa Claus.

Yes, it blows one's mind thinking about that.