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Old 21st August 2006, 21:20
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7. Man: Surprise! I'm your blind date.
Woman: Wow, you're even better-looking than in your photo!
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Old 21st August 2006, 21:24
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8.woman:have come alone as well?
man:yeh,i've come with nobody
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Old 21st August 2006, 23:03
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8.woman:have come alone as well?
man:yeh,i've come with nobody
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Old 21st August 2006, 23:04
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9. "Ahh it's ok, the table isn't really stuck around me neck...."
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Old 22nd August 2006, 00:18
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10. Woman in psychedelic dress: "I thought Talking Heads were appearing here tonight."

Sorry I always seem to get number 10 so my turn to provide picture again.

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Old 22nd August 2006, 00:41
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1. "This cigar tastes like Monica Lewinsky"
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Old 22nd August 2006, 10:03
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4. "I've never seen two grizzly bears 'doing it' before!"
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Old 22nd August 2006, 11:22
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5. "Stand a little less between me and the sun."
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Old 22nd August 2006, 12:39
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SA man in grey jumper laughs smugly to himself at his genius idea - rather then bring a real friend on his camping trip he'd opted to bring a clockwork friend. If he is wound up properly using the large red key sticking out of his neck he will laugh on cue at his jokes.
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Old 22nd August 2006, 16:42
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7. Man with beard: I bet I win the grinning competition. I can grin for longer than you can!
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Old 23rd August 2006, 14:50
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8. "Hey! You guys! Which tree shall I chop down next?"
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Old 23rd August 2006, 16:01
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9. This is the life! Let the women put the tent up while we sit here and laugh at them.
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Old 23rd August 2006, 17:30
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10. cigar says - "BITE MY BUTT:SUCK MY ASH"

NEW PICTURE TIME...



mr shades on the left looks mighty familiar. but that's not my caption


watchoutaroundharveyweinsteini'mjustsayin
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Old 23rd August 2006, 17:38
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Hmm, looks very like the guy in the last picture!

Man wearing yellow cap (pondering over whether to launch missile): "Should I or shouldn't I, I'm having second thoughts now."
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Old 23rd August 2006, 17:44
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2. "oooh a penny"
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Old 23rd August 2006, 17:52
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3.hmmm...it looks a bit small i'm sure it wont get us to the moon
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Old 23rd August 2006, 17:56
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4. "I'd like to stick this up that smug b*****d's a**e!"
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Old 23rd August 2006, 19:18
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5. " get me the president - i've found the weapons of mass distruction "

by the way, i should have said mr shades on the right, but !m to fik
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Old 23rd August 2006, 19:53
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6. My wife said get her the biggest one I could find but I think this might be a little too big!
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Old 23rd August 2006, 20:31
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7. Headline: "President denies claim that NASA funding cuts will have significant impact on space program"
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Old 23rd August 2006, 20:52
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7. Headline: "President denies claim that NASA funding cuts will have significant impact on space program"


8. "Here, Fred. Have you got the instruction manual?"
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Old 24th August 2006, 11:17
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9. "K63 to D13: they've reached their destination and are beginning to unload. I have not been spotted. Requesting permission to sanction targets."
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Old 24th August 2006, 11:24
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9. "yeah...well.....i aint talking to you either."
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Old 24th August 2006, 13:56
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10. Man in yellow cap ponders when it would be a good time to tell the child in the truck that he will be the first boy to be fired into space strapped to a mini rocket. Hmm . .how do you find the words?

New one



1. Colonel Gadaffi ponders the wisdom of buying his lighters for 3 for a pound from the pound shop.
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Old 24th August 2006, 14:31
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Knightmare contestant takes wrong turn in dwarf tunnels - emerges backstage
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Old 25th August 2006, 17:18
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3. new - from citadel miniatures
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Old 25th August 2006, 18:14
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4. 'That's the last time I order my Vindaloo extra hot!'
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Old 25th August 2006, 20:12
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5. who likes my hairdo? i call it jack's creation
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Old 26th August 2006, 19:58
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8. Wish I could get rid of this thumb-sucking habit. It doesn't look very macho when I'm about to do this daring fire-eating trick. Or am I? I want my mummy!
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Old 26th August 2006, 21:33
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awesome, godfather! i thought, 'iif just one person gets this, it will be worth it..'
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