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Adverts you hate
sorry I feel like I'm monopolising the board with two new threads in the space of 10 minutes AND I'm a newcomer too.
Yeah, adverts. I hate that Veet one you know where she goes "Ready Boys my legs are Veet smooth and I feel like a million dollars" as if women's sole purpose is to look good for men, how pathetic. Puts me right off Veet. I also hate the voice over women who sounds a bit like Keira Knightley but with an even more posher sharp accent. TALK PROPERLY WOMAN! What adverts do you hate? (DFS ones are my favourites obviously) |
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i don't have tv so i don't see any ads, but i hate the jingles they play in asda where there sing "ASDER FM" to the stupid tune where they spank their ass change at the end i was also nostalgically reminiscing the other day about an old nescafe advert. it had a song that went "ness-cafe ness-cafe what better way to start your day? isn't it tmie that you woke up to a richer, smoother tasting cup?" i like the way it seems really innocent and lame nowadays, whereas modern ads seem to be some sort of lifestyle religion, where they use obscure folk artists from the 70s to sell you a mobile phone. |
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Hey that wee rocker dude is cool.
I know what you mean about old adverts like the Aquafresh one that's been revived that has the three cartoon people - Mum, dad and wee boy and they are all brushing their teeth at the sink and its we like red stripes we like white we like the blue stripes but thats al right as you can see aquafresh has all three three in one protection for your fam-il-ee and (here's the best bit) bum. Hee hee, bring back more old adverts. By the way I used to play Rainbow Islands on my Spectrum, I loved it! And the Dizzy games too. They were brilliant, would be sat playing them for hours. |
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Phones 4 U
that yanky twat, |
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yeah i remember that old ad
i likes me old computer games; was a dizzy veteran myself. C64 for me, mind. why not choose a nice screenshot for your sig? it's nice to have these things about the place, imo |
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do whah??
Any imported europian ad with BADLY dubed actors |
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All of them, but especially those BT ads
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Oh yes with Nick from My Family. He shoulda just stayed with his family instead of moving in with a new one and boring us all silly every half an hour.
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I hate Car insurance adverts especially that one aimed at women with the pink cadilac which is totaly sexist.
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That Strongbow ad with the guy saying ahhhhhhhh forever
And that micky guy who keeps changing his hair, not sure about the product, head and shoulders? |
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Adverts with women throwing their hair about claiming one wash with a shampoo gets rid of 2 years of hair damage, oh whatever you stupid bimbo
Also on the shampoo theme, women throwing their hair about claiming a shampoo did it, what they fail to say was they where there hours before the advert shoot getting their hair treated and hot waxed and havent even touched the stupid shampoo. OH, and when they have women in their late twenties doing adverts for wrinkle cream. Ok i'll stop now! |
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That skin cream ad with Jane Fonda.
Yeah Jane you still look old, even with a gallon of that stuff But you shouldn't be so worried about it. |
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"Out of the red and into the Black"
Fuc* off you arse |
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charity ads and oxfam adds showing starving children on the kids channels, thats just wrong
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Saw a chucklesom ad. last night....the vacuum cleaner one where he thinks hes sucked up the dog!
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I HATE the Micky guy advert. His hair is shite! Seriously, he's got all these supposedly 'cool' looks when really he just looks like a 'fa**y'. If I knew Micky I'd shave his hair off when he was sleeping. Tool. |
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Are those weetabix ones for real? I thought it was a joke? Surely no-one would put all the stuff on they are suggesting?
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The picture loan one "josh, your dad's found your scooter"
Who's f****** jovial about having a 25k debt? It really bugs me too how the husband can't get a word in edgeways but the kids allowed to but into the conversation whenever he wants. |
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Tosser. |
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lol look at his oh so punchable squirmy little face - grrrrrrr!!!
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this is an old one but that frosties twat...'they're gonna taste great...'
cilit bang is pretty annoying as well I also hate mickey |
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re 'they're gonna taste great', is it true that the wee guy in that advert killed himself cos everyone ripped the piss out of him?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNiW4...e=user&search=
Picture loans re-enactment, very funny. Can't help feeling a wee bit sorry for the guy though cos he sounds like a nice little man. |
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this is really showing my age now but there use to be a public information film shown on the bbc, usually just before they closed down for the night, and it was about the dangers of playing near water, and it featured a hooded, creepy figure, use to give me the creeps, i think donald pleasance did the voice over for it...it use to end with "i'll be back-back-back" anyone else remember that one or was i just dreaming it :embarass:
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Argh!!!! That ad' has me hoping mad. It's all sweetness and light as she effectively buys 25k for the princely sum of 42k. Not only that, this is yet another ad' where hubby is a bumbling buffoon while the ultra-efficient wife sorts out all the important stuff. Utter sexist bollox if you ask me. Hubby is so insignificant that all he is fit for is falling over Josh's scooter while super-wife makes all the decisions. *Yawn* When will advertisers realise that sexism is purile no matter which way it cuts? |
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