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Old 23rd June 2014, 11:15
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Default You Know You Have Been Lonely For To Long When

Going along the lines of the brilliant "you know you are getting old when" thread i though i would give this one a go for all us lonely old souls


Ann Widdecombe starts to look like your perfect idea for a dinner date
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Old 23rd June 2014, 11:18
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You start to feel safe leaving the toilet seat up
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Old 23rd June 2014, 11:23
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You eat out of a can/saucepan
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Old 23rd June 2014, 11:27
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You talk to yourself more than you talk to other people.
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Old 23rd June 2014, 12:28
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^ Oh so true in fact i talk to inanimate object more than to other people don't i mr pc
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Old 23rd June 2014, 12:57
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You start to believe that cam models are secretly in love with you.
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Old 23rd June 2014, 13:29
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Jehovah's Witnesses start to make up excuses just to try to get out of your home
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Old 23rd June 2014, 14:32
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Jehovah's Witnesses start to make up excuses just to try to get out of your home
"Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade" - Marge Simpson.
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Old 23rd June 2014, 19:00
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when you post birthday/ xmas cards to yourself
That actually sounds like a good idea, I might try this next Christmas.
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Old 23rd June 2014, 19:11
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when you buy an adult doll, not for sex, but for company
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Old 23rd June 2014, 22:53
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Default Re: You Know You Have Been Lonely For To Long When

When the cats you live with snuggle up to you and rest their head against you it makes you feel loved

You feel lonely when the cats aren't around or bugging you for food

You talk to yourself

You feel more comfortable and happier being alone that you do around other people

You prefer to go out for the day alone than go with someone else
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Old 23rd June 2014, 23:03
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Default Re: You Know You Have Been Lonely For To Long When

when the hairdresser accidently brushes her hand over your hair a few times and the resultant drool trickles down to your chin.

you go home convinced she harbours a secret desire for you.
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Old 24th June 2014, 08:02
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^ theres a vibrating chair at my hairdressers, what with that and the scalp massage at the same time, I feel like I'm cheating every time I go there lol

hey you, my messages appear to be not sending here for some reason
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Old 24th June 2014, 20:21
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when the hairdresser accidently brushes her hand over your hair a few times and the resultant drool trickles down to your chin.

you go home convinced she harbours a secret desire for you.
when you get excited by a woman gazing deeply into your eyes because she's your optician...
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Old 24th June 2014, 20:38
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You start to feel attracted to characters in pc games you are playing.
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Old 24th June 2014, 22:24
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You start to feel attracted to characters in pc games you are playing.
Hopefully not from retro 8 bit style games .
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Old 25th June 2014, 20:54
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Yes my amstrad 464 even johnny 5 on the short circuit game is starting to look attractive and that is with the green screen monitor, good job i never got the colour one
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Old 1st July 2014, 06:26
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You realize that all you ornaments are either aircraft or cars with no china ballerina or cute kitten in sight.
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Old 4th July 2014, 19:41
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Your favorite cuddly toy tells you to go and sleep in the spare room as it can't cope with your snoring anymore
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Old 6th July 2014, 02:54
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Default Re: You Know You Have Been Lonely For To Long When

When the best conversations you have are with yourself

When you get out an old cuddly toy just so you know what it feels like to not sleep in an empty bed on your own

When you talk to your cuddly toy more than you do anyone else

When you best friend is your laptop


Admittedly they're more sad than funny
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Old 6th July 2014, 12:37
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You remember the great fart of 2013
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Old 6th July 2014, 15:46
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when you buy an adult doll, not for sex, but for company
...just wait until you get paranoid that she's cheating on you. Then you know you really have been alone too long
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Old 6th July 2014, 22:14
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You put on your Winter coat to go outside and realise it's Summer already.
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