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You Know You Have Been Lonely For To Long When
Going along the lines of the brilliant "you know you are getting old when" thread i though i would give this one a go for all us lonely old souls
Ann Widdecombe starts to look like your perfect idea for a dinner date |
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You start to feel safe leaving the toilet seat up
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You eat out of a can/saucepan
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You talk to yourself more than you talk to other people.
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^ Oh so true in fact i talk to inanimate object more than to other people don't i mr pc
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You start to believe that cam models are secretly in love with you.
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Jehovah's Witnesses start to make up excuses just to try to get out of your home
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when you buy an adult doll, not for sex, but for company
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When the cats you live with snuggle up to you and rest their head against you it makes you feel loved
You feel lonely when the cats aren't around or bugging you for food You talk to yourself You feel more comfortable and happier being alone that you do around other people You prefer to go out for the day alone than go with someone else |
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when the hairdresser accidently brushes her hand over your hair a few times and the resultant drool trickles down to your chin.
you go home convinced she harbours a secret desire for you. |
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hey you, my messages appear to be not sending here for some reason |
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You start to feel attracted to characters in pc games you are playing.
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Yes my amstrad 464 even johnny 5 on the short circuit game is starting to look attractive and that is with the green screen monitor, good job i never got the colour one
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You realize that all you ornaments are either aircraft or cars with no china ballerina or cute kitten in sight.
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Your favorite cuddly toy tells you to go and sleep in the spare room as it can't cope with your snoring anymore
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When the best conversations you have are with yourself
When you get out an old cuddly toy just so you know what it feels like to not sleep in an empty bed on your own When you talk to your cuddly toy more than you do anyone else When you best friend is your laptop Admittedly they're more sad than funny |
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Re: You Know You Have Been Lonely For To Long When
You remember the great fart of 2013
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You put on your Winter coat to go outside and realise it's Summer already.
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