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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
dont text on your phone throughout most of the date.
dont invite your friend along mid way through the date and go off and have a 20 minute convo with them. dont accuse your date of taking one look at you and fleeing if you have never met before and he has trouble finding/recognizing you. [yes, all three of these happened to me on one date..] |
#3
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
5. Don't tell her she looks like your mum.
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#4
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
dont tell her your on day release
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#5
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
7. So are we going back to your place tonight? If not, remind me to go to Asda to buy a tub of Vaseline and a cucumber for me tonight.
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#6
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
8. Invite the person back to yours, and if they say no, then say ' this was a waste of time then'.
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#7
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
9. Pick a fight with someone cos they are lookin at your bird
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#8
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10. I really like you, and I'm so glad you want me to come to your place tonight... it saves me from having to slip a Rohypnol in your drink.
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#9
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10 things you shouldn't say / do :
after sex 1. Cab will be here in 5 mins for you love. |
#10
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
2. Gotta admit love, it wasn't as good as a w@nk
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#11
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
4. Erm... I don't mean to sound harsh, but can you put your clothes back on?
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#12
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5. What you didn't have in looks, I thought you would make up for in the bedroom, well I've been cheated.
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#13
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
6. Last train is at 20 past 12.
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#14
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
7. How much do I owe you?
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#15
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
8. So is that a mole on your @rse, or did you sit on a Malteser?
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#16
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
9. excuse me this isnt the kitchen
lol just joshing |
#17
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10. I didn't know you were a virgin
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#18
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10 things you shouldn't say / do :
at a funeral 1. Wear a Gastrol GTX bomber jacket (fans of partridge should get this one) |
#19
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
2. have sex with the corpse
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#20
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
3. Well bit annoying he passed really, he owed me a tenner.
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#21
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
4. Streak.
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#22
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
5. Since his not about anymore, can I have his golf clubs?
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#23
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
6. so... whens the money coming through
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#24
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
7. Doesn't he look like one of the cast of Night Of The Living Dead?
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#25
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
8. Turn to the oldest mourner and say "I reckon you'll be next mate"
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#26
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
9. I can't believe he's dead. It was only last week he was telling me that he was gonna leave his wife and kids for some 19 year old girl.
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#27
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10. Turning to the widower and saying ' looks like your back to your right hand mate'.
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#28
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
10 things you shouldn't say / do :
at a kids party 1. This is my mate Geoff, his not allowed around schools but don't let that concern you. |
#29
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
2. Bring Viagra
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#30
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Re: 10 things you shouldn't say / do :
3. Spike the punch.
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