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[Toxic]

its when your pedo boss only adds all the women from work..then starts changing his profile photo where its just him and 1 of the girls from work in it

sure his wife loved that!

i was so jelly that i wasnt a 16yr old girl getting attention from my fat mid 40's boss he added me then deleted me a week later!

[Emski]

I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel good

daaaa nanaaaa naaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Johnni]

I think the 'you have a lovely face' bit is him trying to leave the door open a bit if he changes his mind and still wants to be with her he can say he at least complimented her.

[Tom123]

^ Take it back and demand more chocolate chips.

I've just found a delicious chocolate brownie in my draw. It's been there for like 3 weeks. I feel ashamed that I forgot about him. I can't decide if I should eat or not... hmm

[Tom123]

^


This you are your cat?

Cats are boss, we are just stoopid hoomans sadly.

[Vanessa]

the word "git" is really hilarious

[Tom123]

Originally Posted by KidWithTheChemicals

Minus that evil cat-slapping baby, that gif is spot on ! She just jumped on my bed looking all guilty and waiting for me to forgive her. We're BFF again now! I think she caught on about the water pistol idea, she hates that water pistol haha.

This is a classic case of a Serbian-Jew Double Bluff, she is preparing a larger attack. I would be armed at all times.

[SHYGIRLAJB]

Honestly doesn't know what goes through her brain at times. hmmm. Goodness knows what made me say that she thought Martin Luthur King was a black American singer and the captial of Italy I thought it was between Rome and Athens. When Athen is in Greece. Duh me, I guess, lol.

[Twoflower]

GAH INTERNET! it's something when the internet's too slow to even save album artworks >.> i mean whaaaat, five minutes to download 90kB?? ugh!

[Toxic]

chrome>firefox!

my ISP gonna hate me, i download a hell of a lot of junk normally but that + going nuts on steam im probably going to get a slapped wrist...steam folder has passed 400gb

[Johnni]

Originally Posted by KidWithTheChemicals

Oh my god. Frustration! So my shitty laptop has done it again and now it won't let me open firefox. Won't even open at all, I click it and boom, nothing happens. I check taskmanager and it appears there for a second then vanishes. SO, I had to use IE just to get online, but **** that, I thought, I'm only using this shit to DL chrome which is also shit but not as shit as IE (LOL serious, what's as shit as that?). So I DL chrome just to that I can use chrome to go and DL firefox again (lol I couldn't even DL firefox on IE because it was taking a lifetime just to load google, miracle I actually got to DL chrome when I did). SO, I get chrome...

And suddenly firefox opens as if nothing happened. U KIDDING ME. #RAGE

Its a virus created by MS to get more people to use IE. Thing they forgot was that now that they got people to use IE they still don't realise it's crap so we never stuck with IE. I'd rather use my AOL browser than IE

[Tom123]

I have just realised something today. Trifle is a bit rubbish and a waste of custard.

[Johnni]

Originally Posted by Toxic

chrome>firefox!

I tried Chrome after everyone saying how good it was but i prefer FF tbh. Although for some reason my history toolbar doesn't work anymore. Its been stuck on what i was browsing like a month ago.

[Tom123]

I agree with Toxic. Chrome wins the prize.

[LittleMissMouse]

^Me too, though ff is now less gash than it used to be, but that's cos they copied lots of stuff from chrome.

[Johnni]

Well done mother, you just gone and bought the thing i was gonna get you as a present. Good thing i do my shopping late, now have to think of what to get her.

[Toxic]

my dad hates change

i put him firefox on his computer when it used to be good (like 2-3?)

hes refusing to change to chrome, everytime i go and use that computer i want to flip tables firefox make me rage!

..i need to stop buying these £1.50 indie games on steam to win possible prizes...i won a game with an RRP of £25 awww yeahhhh...

Supreme Ruler: Cold War

[Vanessa]

i don't "get" chrome >.< sticking with firefox even though it ain't all that.

[Twoflower]

chrome is good! i get annoyed at anything else.

[Toxic]

not yet, i think firefox is still the most used but chromes near enough caught up and will probably take over next year if the current trend continues

(i checked some online stats but they vary, some have IE at 50% usage others..20!)

[custom_fusion-lqx]

bleh wanna go to bed 2.20am f sake

probably watch some crap i seen a doceumentary about compulsive horder looks like a good time killer

[ßazza]

Ergh f-ing hell I didnt realise so late already.

Ergh fine. Bed soon I guess.

[custom_fusion-lqx]

I LOOVVVVVVVVVVE DOCUMENTARIES nineofswords i constantly watch em haha i find them so interesting!

[diplodocus]

Originally Posted by nineofswords

ya ,you might like it then.
I couldn't believe it when I saw the ad ,it takes him 40 mins to get through the paper piles to the front door!
it was quite shocking, revealing. and at times made me both sad and happy.

A colleague at work was telling me about it I think. Some guy who had created a tunnel through the piles of paper to get from one room to the next. And then in another bit it showed him in a crawl space at the top of this pile and he had just enough room to crawl along between the pile and the ceiling.

[Pandapop]

snooki NiC0LE P0LiZZi
This season finale is nuts! Like what is going on!!!!
6 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Snooki tweeting about AHS finale :D GONNA WATCH IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Mortigantoj]

^ especially if it's still attached!

[Pandapop]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/ne...t-written.html

Simply amazing LOL :D

[ßazza]

Lol I just tried text someone with my calculator.

Picked it up and began pressing buttons.

[Vanessa]

no idea why i bought baking chocolate a while ago dunno what i was intending to bake...oh well.

^^^
You can still eat it like normal chocolate, right?