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Old 18th August 2019, 01:15
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This is a lighthearted game, the idea is to “ban” the person above you. Be humorous but not mean
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Old 18th August 2019, 23:14
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You’re banned because I want your honey pot.
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Old 19th August 2019, 01:35
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You’re banned because your name is too pretty
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Old 19th August 2019, 07:17
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You're banned because I read your name as Bluebeard
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Old 19th August 2019, 15:51
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You're banned because your unauthorised ban makes you guilty of falsely impersonating a forum moderator. Bluebeard is reinstated
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Old 19th August 2019, 19:06
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You have all been banned, including bluebeard. Unfortunately for you, forum rules prevent me from discussing any details of the bans, which means I don't have to justify them.
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Old 19th August 2019, 19:08
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You have all been banned, including bluebeard. Unfortunately for you, forum rules prevent me from discussing any details of the bans, which means I don't have to justify them.
You’re all banned for not spelling my name correctly. Please do not start another thread about this issue.
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Old 22nd August 2019, 09:34
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Banned by the baby in the highchair.
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Old 22nd August 2019, 17:50
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You’re banned permanently. The reason is none of your business.
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Old 23rd August 2019, 02:28
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Banned because I don't understand this game.
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Old 23rd August 2019, 23:36
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Mangos? Plantains? Plums with the red on the inside?? This fruit isn't for you, you're banned from the site!
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Old 23rd August 2019, 23:52
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You're banned for spending too much time in space.
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Old 24th August 2019, 01:00
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Space-phobic. How very dare you, sir.
Banned.
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Old 24th August 2019, 07:07
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You're banned because SAUK operates a zero-tolerance policy for any member of the forum found to be using punctuation in their username.
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Old 25th August 2019, 00:47
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Banned for being spherical.
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Old 25th August 2019, 02:09
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You're banned because you are named after a steam locomotive and in this dry weather you risk causing lineside fires, and, err, that wouldn't be good for SAUK obviously.
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Old 25th August 2019, 08:32
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You're banned. Space called, they want their man back.
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Old 26th August 2019, 00:34
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Banned for making me think of Anne Brontë and Poems by Currer, Ellis, and Acton Bell.
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Old 4th September 2019, 17:25
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Banned for thinking of those and then reading Rupi Kaur
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Old 5th October 2019, 22:54
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You're banned because 2stacks is the maximum limit for stacks, and you've exceeded the limit by one stack.
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Old 6th October 2019, 20:31
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Banned for pooing on my chest
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Old 7th October 2019, 04:34
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Banned because I'm Bruce Banner and this thread has made me so angry ME NOW HULK AND HULK ANGRY.
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Old 9th October 2019, 19:38
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Banned for not wearing your purple trousers
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Old 10th October 2019, 21:42
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You're banned because when you were 7 years old you once rode your bicycle on the pavement
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Old 10th October 2019, 23:59
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Banned for pushing me off
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Old 28th October 2019, 04:13
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Banned for having a pushover rather than a pullover
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Old 14th November 2019, 22:20
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Banned for making a sculptor fall in love with you, thus making aphrodite bring you to life and thus creating a greek city.
Never seen such recklessness in all my life
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Old 14th November 2019, 23:07
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Banned for sculpting a big dildo
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Old 15th November 2019, 06:46
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Banned for using it
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