12 Bore please

Wheelie Bin Bird · #1 12th March 2008, 11:22

Shotgun that is

there's a spider in me house, I need a hug.

Grah08 · #2 12th March 2008, 11:30

Is it one of these?

Ditherer · #3 12th March 2008, 11:33

I had to remove two spiders recently (humanely). They're all coming in since the bad weather. I wish they'd knock first, tut.
I thought about getting one of those vacuum things that mean you can just suck them up then let them out to probably come back in again.
But if a shotgun is all you have...

Ditherer · #4 12th March 2008, 11:34

^ What is that man in the background doing? He looks rather sinister.

Ditherer · #5 12th March 2008, 11:36

Another bore this way

Ditherer · #6 12th March 2008, 11:39

That's the one Gecko. I keep meaning to get one of those things.
Although the spider in the picture looks a bit out of proportion to the tube

Wheelie Bin Bird · #7 12th March 2008, 11:57

Aww man you don't understand! I'm stood with one foot off the floor and my hands over my face looking at those pics,

It's still there I wanna hit it with the broom, but I'm too scared.

Ditherer · #8 12th March 2008, 12:05

Put a glass over it Kate then slip a piece of card under the glass and take it out. Just bite the bullet (not the shotgun's though) and don't think about it too much or you'll never do it

Go Kate go!
I know you can

Wheelie Bin Bird · #9 12th March 2008, 12:12

Are you mad woman!, I'd sooner chew my own hand off, it's on the wall above the TV I just had to walk past it to go in the kitchen *Kate takes a wide birth* litrally, you get jumping spiders here and they can bite, I dunno what it is.

I want my mummy

Ditherer · #10 12th March 2008, 12:20

Jumping ones that bite, I see your problem now

Is Tom around? Can he catch it for you?

I am a mummy. Come here and have a hug

Don't squeeze too hard though, I'm only little you know.

Wheelie Bin Bird · #11 12th March 2008, 12:26

Nah typical the blokes at work!

Gizza hug

Diluted · #12 12th March 2008, 15:36

Wheelie Bin Bird · #13 13th March 2008, 00:47

Bloomin things still there, I just had to walk past it, it's on the wall still, and as soon as I got near it reared up on it's legs, and nearly crapped meself, Where's my daddy?

I wanna hit it with a broom but I don't know what kind it is

skipi · #14 13th March 2008, 01:10

so what happened to the jumping spider then? i generally find a yellow pages does the trick!

Wheelie Bin Bird · #15 13th March 2008, 01:13

Well Tom my knight in shining amour *yawn* said yeah I'll get it in a minute, then fell asleep on the sofa, he's still there.

skipi · #16 13th March 2008, 01:17

tom or the spider

Wheelie Bin Bird · #17 13th March 2008, 01:20

Both

...Story of my life eh?!!!!

Wheelie Bin Bird · #18 13th March 2008, 02:24

I'm hungry and want to go make some soup, but I gotta walk past the beastie again, an I don't wanna

Wheelie Bin Bird · #19 13th March 2008, 02:29

C'mon then Robbin hood, you do it.

Wheelie Bin Bird · #20 13th March 2008, 02:32

Aint got any!!

Wheelie Bin Bird · #21 13th March 2008, 02:39

nah think it was the goats! eww just had a horrid thought, I swear thats a male spider so there must be another one near by :eek:

Wheelie Bin Bird · #22 13th March 2008, 02:49

Spiders pair to mate, females are bigger than males, You normally get two together in a house, I'm actually grimmicing typing this, and my skin is crawling with shivers down my spine.

Wheelie Bin Bird · #23 13th March 2008, 03:06

I did.
I said "Tom not being funny but can you help me" I'd knocked it off the wall with the broom as I'm so hungry and wanted to get past, you could hear it hit the floor

I tried squishing it but freaked out and ran! Then woke him up and he splatterd it, cat just stood there looking at it,

Gah typical male

Wheelie Bin Bird · #24 13th March 2008, 03:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by caughtbythefuzz

It's dead now, noo

Glad you're free for soup though

Indeed, RIP spider

Time for more soup methinks!