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12 Bore please
Shotgun that is there's a spider in me house, I need a hug.
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#2
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Is it one of these?
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#3
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I had to remove two spiders recently (humanely). They're all coming in since the bad weather. I wish they'd knock first, tut. I thought about getting one of those vacuum things that mean you can just suck them up then let them out to probably come back in again. But if a shotgun is all you have... |
#4
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^ What is that man in the background doing? He looks rather sinister.
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#5
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Another bore this way
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#6
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That's the one Gecko. I keep meaning to get one of those things.
Although the spider in the picture looks a bit out of proportion to the tube |
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Aww man you don't understand! I'm stood with one foot off the floor and my hands over my face looking at those pics,
It's still there I wanna hit it with the broom, but I'm too scared. |
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Put a glass over it Kate then slip a piece of card under the glass and take it out. Just bite the bullet (not the shotgun's though) and don't think about it too much or you'll never do it Go Kate go!
I know you can |
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Are you mad woman!, I'd sooner chew my own hand off, it's on the wall above the TV I just had to walk past it to go in the kitchen *Kate takes a wide birth* litrally, you get jumping spiders here and they can bite, I dunno what it is.
I want my mummy |
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Jumping ones that bite, I see your problem now
Is Tom around? Can he catch it for you? I am a mummy. Come here and have a hug Don't squeeze too hard though, I'm only little you know. |
#11
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Nah typical the blokes at work!
Gizza hug |
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Bloomin things still there, I just had to walk past it, it's on the wall still, and as soon as I got near it reared up on it's legs, and nearly crapped meself, Where's my daddy?
I wanna hit it with a broom but I don't know what kind it is |
#14
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so what happened to the jumping spider then? i generally find a yellow pages does the trick!
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Well Tom my knight in shining amour *yawn* said yeah I'll get it in a minute, then fell asleep on the sofa, he's still there.
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tom or the spider
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#17
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Both ...Story of my life eh?!!!!
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#18
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I'm hungry and want to go make some soup, but I gotta walk past the beastie again, an I don't wanna
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#19
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C'mon then Robbin hood, you do it.
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#20
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Aint got any!!
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#21
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nah think it was the goats! eww just had a horrid thought, I swear thats a male spider so there must be another one near by :eek:
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Spiders pair to mate, females are bigger than males, You normally get two together in a house, I'm actually grimmicing typing this, and my skin is crawling with shivers down my spine.
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I did.
I said "Tom not being funny but can you help me" I'd knocked it off the wall with the broom as I'm so hungry and wanted to get past, you could hear it hit the floor I tried squishing it but freaked out and ran! Then woke him up and he splatterd it, cat just stood there looking at it, Gah typical male |
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Quote:
Time for more soup methinks! |