Type what you're thinking about right now (11)

[Merritt]

^

I just found a Pot Noodle at the back of a cupboard that should've been eaten by July 2010. Can someone dig out something worse from their cupboard so I don't feel so grotty, please? Ta.

[anxiouslondoner]

^ I thought Pot Noodles just said Best Before: sobering up.

[Merritt]

^ Best before: You're eating a Pot Noodle, you probably welcome Death's merciful embrace.

[Dougella]

^ It is cool but I still have to try and ignore the fact when I drink tap water

[Oddity]

Originally Posted by Merritt

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God I love Look Around You

Leonard Hatred

[Schmosby]

Originally Posted by jinny

No, I don't think so

Luckily I managed to get 9 Tesco pants for £9 including delivery, good thing too, as I had to wear my emergency pants today.

[newbs16]

My dinner, I'm starving.

[Mo34]

Oooo Stranger Things 2 out on 27th of Oct

[notanotherone02]

^ wow, already? That was quick. I need to watch #1, didn't get round to it last year hahahaa.

[notanotherone02]

Can't believe how many posts I've made on here already...

[Silent Ninja]

I'm wondering why I don't have what it takes to get the hell out of my job. I really hate that place and all the people there.

[Silent Ninja]

Also I'm still thinking that my new bike may be a bit small.

[kirbycrackle]

Something to eat. Haven't eaten yet but means going out again. Waaah.

[newbs16]

Originally Posted by Miggs The Terrible

Something to eat. Haven't eaten yet but means going out again. Waaah.

You should have got some chips on the way home!

[kirbycrackle]

Storm names again, Brian this time? Brian? Really...

[Pandapop]

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Ronnie_Pickering]

Brian is keeping me awake.
The Gale!

[Schmosby]

I bought deodorant yesterday, but didn't pack it in my bag. That's £1.50 down the drain, what am I going to do? I'm going to have to steal some today. FU Sainsbury's.

[newbs16]

Originally Posted by Schmosby

I bought deodorant yesterday, but didn't pack it in my bag. That's £1.50 down the drain, what am I going to do? I'm going to have to steal some today. FU Sainsbury's.

Hard times, get down to poundland.

[Schmosby]

All the way to work, I was feeling brave like I was just going to walk in there and say 'Hi, I left this behind at self service last night, could I please get the item or a refund'. Needless to say when I arrived, I juet glanced inside, saw other humans and walked on.

[Schmosby]

Speaking of pound shops, the girl at work keeps buying £2 items in the pound shop. What is this voodoo, next she'll be buying £3 items in the £2 shop. I just can't deal.

[Appear]

Originally Posted by Merritt

I just found a Pot Noodle at the back of a cupboard that should've been eaten by July 2010. Can someone dig out something worse from their cupboard so I don't feel so grotty, please? Ta.

I had a friend a few years back that had a tub of vaseline on a little table in her living room that was use by 1989. We saw it for the first time around 2005. It was still there in 2007.

Best I can do, I think.

[Schmosby]

Oh gosh, I'm having one of those days. Couldn't find my hairband this morning, struggled getting the shutter up at work, just had to phone a reg number through to security, they asked 'S for sugar?' I said 'I don't even know what K stands for', they replied :/ 'no S for Sugar or F for Foxtrot?', I answered, 'oh F' she should have asked to speak to my responsible adult. I'm done.

[Rocket Spud]

So pleased i cut my hair yesterday, it's rather gusty out there this morn and i would've looked a fool with it blown about the place

[Professor Willow]

How have I managed to get two colds in less than a month? Meh

[kirbycrackle]

Originally Posted by Darth Sidious

I think I have a valuable and rare 50p that is in circulation.

How come it's rare? Some mook palmed me off with one of those old chunky ones the other day! The bastatrds.

[newbs16]

Originally Posted by Always

The relationship section on here is depressing me. You have a dazzling thought,log in and see tons of posts that say you are not dateable...It isn't good for the soul.

Or genitalia if I can lower the tone for a minute.



I was given an old £5 after the exchange deadline and an old £10 from an ATM last month despite a new one being introduced . It is a conspiracy

You can still spend and give the old ten pound notes.

[BFG_]

I'm thinking my mates possibly not human he had a stroke two weeks ago full on slurred speach drooping face double vision and talking gibberish muddled words today he's fully recovered back to normal and to a stranger they'd never know. How can that be normal. I only picked him up from hospital last Friday. I'd take longer to recover from a cold.

[Oddity]

^ Was it caught and treated quickly?

I'm thinking I really want to buy some older server hardware just so I can have a dual CPU system, it would make a great Plex server

[kirbycrackle]

Originally Posted by Always

I was given an old £5 after the exchange deadline and an old £10 from an ATM last month despite a new one being introduced . It is a conspiracy

Yea but an old fifty pence? Who is still using them?

The shop worker realising they been had kept it, cause I guess otherwise the till is down at the end of the shift, and sneakily palms me off with it! The nerve, I tells ya!

It's worse when they give you foreign coins that aren't even currency here. What can I do with that? Throw it at somebody and little else. I'd like to reverse that and pay them in Monopoly money and see if that shiz flys, I doubt it.

Rant fin. Lol