What would be your "money no object" single luxury?

[anewyear]

For me, having a personal chef to plan, purchase and prepare every meal

[Merritt]

Private beach to run around naked on. Not in a pervy way, just by myself, like.

Nearest I could get would be one of those sandpits shaped like a turtle. Get my kit off, climb in, pull the shell cover on, and just giggle away to myself in the dark.

[biscuits]

I'm torn between a rock polisher, a kiln or a cinema room that has access to new films at the same time as the cinema.

A kiln, I think!

[T]

Nice little campavan to head to my festivals in!

[BFG_]

Untraceable assassin and a bag of haribo.

[biscuits]

Originally Posted by BFG_

Untraceable assassin.

Appear will lend you one of his farts, if the price is right.

[BFG_]

^Lend? Does it have to be returned after usage? Could they be sent out in jars via royal mail? Bulk orders possible?

[Chess&Junkfood]

Gucci Cardigan - £1,650. Which would help to enhance my bag of Werther's Original Soft Caramels - £1.50.

[Lee S]

Dental implants. At present I have half a mouth full of finest NHS plastic.

[Mr. Nobody]

a detached cottage in some remote part of the countryside.

[Bluebear]

A personal cleaner and chef

[Appear]

A catamaran staffed with burly Italian men aged 25-45 and a BMI of 22 to 27.

[Appear]

Originally Posted by biscuits

Appear will lend you one of his farts, if the price is right.

True. The price is a KFC Boneless Banquet. The fart will come in the gravy pot. Reuse and recycle.

[magnolia]

Originally Posted by T

Nice little campavan to head to my festivals in!

OOh yes I'd love a camper van but to travel and do hiking

[Sea]

A fully crewed and fuelled catamaran at my beck and call (for dolphins)