I need a word

[ratty]

Hello

This is a stupid question but I need to find a word for a text I'm writing to someone. It's kind of a substitute for saying (amusingly and kindly) you f*cker! Someone told me something was true to wind me up, now I've found out it's not true. So I was just composing a text saying "XXX isn't true, you ****!"

It's all in good humour, and it's a friend, and he knew he was winding me up. I just thought the f word was too harsh. Likewise other swear words I think might be a bit harsh. I just don't swear much in writing (in person I might do a bit more). Any suggestions...?

Maybe I'm thinking too much!

[Lost701]

Say what ever you want don't over think it

[BusterBluth]

Drop the C bomb on em lol

[Unbridled]

thats what "lol" was invented for, just stick it anywhere to show your joking

[Tom123]

Raucous philander.

[ratty]

I went with the f word

I just didn't want it to sound harsh in writing. I would say it in person. I don't normally think about these things that much! Thanks all.

[Azi]

Twassock? Or plonker, dipstick, numpty, tit, barsteward?

[Kevin Hodge]

f#cker can of course be modulated to fokker

[Azi]

^ Or fecker.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Azi

^ Or fecker.

fokk that

[José Raúl Capablanca]

Silly goose.

[Johnni]

Carwash C**t.