The have you ever... game

[Winnie57]

No, I usually give up after the first time and scrape it!


Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror and thought you were looking at a stranger?

[aVoice2use]

YES - suffering from snow blindness - my face was twice its usual size and looked like i'd gone a few rounds with Amir Khan

HAve you ever cut your own hair - very badly?

[diplodocus]

No always made a decent job of it. Not that hard since it was always one length but I even managed to high fade it myself a couple of weeks back

Have you ever eaten dog food?

[Appear]

No but I'm partial to barbecue beef flavour Hulo Hoops and the smell is similar.

Have you ever found someone else's hair in your food but continued eating anyway?

[aVoice2use]

Damn right - nutritious!

Have you ever seen the state of the plug hole and thought where does all that 'grime' come from?

[Apathy]

Nope

Have you ever got lost in a forest ?

[Appear]

No but I'd like to - provided it's daytime, not too remote and I'm not by myself.

Have you ever built a raft and attempted to sail down a river on it?

[Winnie57]

No but might have done something similar as a child


Have you ever had to call the fire brigade?

[daveysurfy]

No.

Have you ever ate the butter/margarine straight from the tub with a spoon?

[David K]

Lots of times.

Have you ever brushed your teeth with soap, or a similar comedy mix-up? (I put toothpaste on my razor the other day and realised moments before I shaved my gums to bits).

[DaughterOfTheRains]

I don't think so lol, but washing your mouth out with soap was a somewhat unpleasant punishment at school.

Have you ever had a severe problem speaking in front of people at some school/college event, or internal competition which meant speaking on some topic like science or poetry?

[Winnie57]

I don't think I could have done that if I'd tried when I was at school. If such an event had arisen I certainly would have had a severe problem. (By the way what flavour soup did you have to rinse your mouth out with? )

Have you ever changed a nappy?

[DaughterOfTheRains]

No, never done that. I meant to write soap above. It was'nt washing your mouth out with soup, that would be really horrible.

Have you ever cleaned up after a cat or dog has made some kind of mess on the carpet or wherever?

[ratty]

Yes. I had a cat who was poorly and weed on the carpet, poor thing. Rather that than dog poo though

Have you ever been sick outside?

[aVoice2use]

YES

Have you ever bathed in a british river

[Apathy]

No

Have you ever had unprotected sex?

[DaughterOfTheRains]

No, I've sadly never had sex at all or been in a relationship for that matter.

Have you ever unfriended someone on facebook or elsewhere?

[Appear]

Yup. Only because I didn't mean to accept them in the first place (was an uncle, didn't want him snooping about).

Have you ever accidentally 'liked' a photo on Facebook whilst doing some light stalking?

[Apathy]

Probably not but I have definitely spent 20 minutes on the bog.

Have you ever wished someone dead before ?

[PussyRiot]

I am afraid I have....

Have you ever called in sick at work to go to something and then bumped into or been spotted by a work colleague?

[Winnie57]

No, thankfully


Have you ever been sacked?

[ratty]

No (thankfully too).

Have you ever been in a car crash?

[aVoice2use]

Yes - 5 of us lucky to come out unhurt yet alone alive!

Have you ever fallen out of a tree!

[Apathy]

No

Have you ever shot someone with a gun ?

[ratty]

No

Have you ever fallen down the stairs?

[Apathy]

No

Have you ever had to run for your life ?

[Omar Little]

Yes, no, maybe - I used to live near a family of depraved psychopaths; one day i passed their house and the father, a grizzled, flabby, permanently-shirtless, raging alcoholic was stood in the garden with an axe in his hand growling at his cowering wife and son. Before I knew it the three of us - that being me, the wife and the son - were pegging it quickly up the road as one with this growling, demented beast quick on our heels cursing wildly at as he held his axe aloft in the air. Does that count?

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

[Winnie57]

^ I would say that counts!

Felt like what? Probably, depending on how "this" feels


Have you ever had to call pest control to get rid of any infestations of any kind?

[ratty]

No.

Have you ever discovered a hidden talent?

[Apathy]

No

Have you ever been racist?