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Old 25th November 2014, 00:17
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^ Me too Get the washing out the minute the dryer finishes and it can go straight in the wardrobe! Brilliant. I've only had the dryer a month, but it's the best thing I've bought this year!
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Old 25th November 2014, 00:23
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^ Will give it a go on Saturday. Anything to spend less time ironing.
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Old 30th November 2014, 20:09
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when you cant beleive how kids speak to their parents these days and then remember thats what older people said about kids when I was one.
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Old 30th November 2014, 20:15
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When you have to check yourself after a fart.. just in case.
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Old 30th November 2014, 20:15
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You're the only person in the house who thinks in feet and inches.
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Old 1st December 2014, 10:57
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…you do moderate exercise one day then can't move the next morning.
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Old 2nd December 2014, 10:34
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…you do moderate exercise one day and then still can't move two days later
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Old 2nd December 2014, 10:59
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…you do moderate exercise one day and then still can't move two days later


You don't do any exercise and can't move the next morning
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Old 2nd December 2014, 11:21
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ok you win, I'm not quite there yet !
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Old 2nd December 2014, 12:05
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Old 4th December 2014, 02:32
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You know you're getting old when Sonia on Eastenders has a teenage daughter.
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Old 4th December 2014, 04:31
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Not only do you reminisce about good bowel movements you've recently had, and think about future ones to come, you also feel the need to share this information with other people*

*also applies to pregnant women
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Old 4th December 2014, 09:56
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^ahh reminds me of the spectacular s**t of August '98…fun times.
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Old 4th December 2014, 14:18
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All your birthday cards have a big 40 on them!
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Old 4th December 2014, 14:20
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Not only do you reminisce about good bowel movements you've recently had, and think about future ones to come, you also feel the need to share this information with other people
I must be a 90 year old trapped in a 19 year old's body then if that's the case.
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Old 4th December 2014, 23:28
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All your birthday cards have a big 40 on them!
I wish; 40 is in the dim and distant past.
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Old 15th December 2014, 03:32
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When you start behaving like an adult cat sleeping all over the place.
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Old 15th December 2014, 10:49
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You attend a funeral, and at the crematorium someone says to you "It's hardly worth you going home"
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Old 16th December 2014, 10:52
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your nephew is old enough to drink when he was born when I was in middle school
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Old 17th January 2015, 19:08
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.........your friend of the same age refers to your younger neighbours as 'youngsters'.
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Old 17th January 2015, 20:22
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I was going to write something here, can't for the life of me remember what it was now - lemon sherbert anyone?
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Old 17th January 2015, 20:40
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Your younger cousin becomes a Great Grandma
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Old 28th January 2015, 18:18
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You know you're getting old when you feel your clockwork batteries running down.
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Old 30th January 2015, 00:21
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Sarah-Louise Platt's daughter Bethany is being brought back into Coronation Street. You know you're old when not only do you remember little Sarah-Louise (who was younger than me) having a baby but that baby is now 14 and is going to be played by a 19-year-old!

PLUS the first choice of actor to play the 14-year-old had actually been 25.
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Old 30th January 2015, 00:26
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You no longer get really excited about snow.
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Old 30th January 2015, 05:26
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Sarah-Louise Platt's daughter Bethany is being brought back into Coronation Street. You know you're old when not only do you remember little Sarah-Louise (who was younger than me) having a baby but that baby is now 14 and is going to be played by a 19-year-old!

PLUS the first choice of actor to play the 14-year-old had actually been 25.
You know you're getting old when you remember Nick, David and Sarah-Lou being born
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Old 30th January 2015, 10:33
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Yes i can remember those days just. I seem to think that Nick had a few character changes over the years plus the odd personality transplant. I think the character that plays David was around from quite a young age. I must check it out.
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Old 30th January 2015, 16:56
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When you wake up at 4am, and are asleep, by the time Emmerdale starts.
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Old 10th February 2015, 14:09
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The first thing you look at in the new Argos catalogue is a comfy mattresses.
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Old 10th February 2015, 21:31
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when you have to retrace your steps to remember what it is you were going to do !
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