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  #271  
Old 29th July 2012, 22:36
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Granted, but now your memory is uncovering all the horrible repressed memories of being abducted by aliens. With dental tools.

I wish I was sitting by a campfire in a forest far from london.
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Old 24th August 2012, 14:45
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Granted but people there are having a psytrance rave.

I wish there weren't so many Games threads with the name Oatmeal on the side
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Old 12th September 2012, 20:36
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Granted, but it's only because you changed your name.

I wish someone else would post a wish
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Old 12th September 2012, 21:07
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Granted but it's your other self


I wish I knew where all this was going to end
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Old 12th September 2012, 21:15
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Granted, but this results in you being teleported to the end of humanity.

I wish ice cream grew back like in those Magnum ads.
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Old 12th September 2012, 21:34
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Granted, but this causes time to be much like a Sims game, where a second is now a minute and so on, but you're still doing certain tasks at your usual pace. Long story example, it now takes half an hour to walk to the toilet.

I wish spiders didn't scare me so much.
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Old 13th September 2012, 02:20
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Granted. The new ice age is upon us, making it always winter, yet never christmas.

I wish I could develop immortality as a side effect of sentience.
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Old 16th September 2012, 00:16
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Granted, but the financer who employed you has claimed it was him, and you spent the rest of your days going mad and making love to pigeons.

I wish I had written 35% of the most popular The Onion material.
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Old 8th October 2012, 09:50
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Granted, but the person who wrote the other 65% refuses to acknowledge your input and no-one ever finds out of your part in it.

I wish that my wake-up alarm worked again.
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Old 18th October 2012, 01:09
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Granted. It works so well it rings in your head forever developing PTSD like symptoms.

I wish my mind didn't shut down whenever someone speaks to me.
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Old 18th October 2012, 01:37
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granted, instead it races so fast as to have the same effect of making conversation impossible.

I wish I had more time to do my uni work.
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Old 18th October 2012, 21:17
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Granted but you get so fed up of doing uni work you wish you had time to do the other things you used to do instead of uni work.

I wish the boiler man would hurry up and repair my boiler so I could have my heating on.
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Old 12th November 2012, 23:18
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Granted, unfortunately it now works so well your house constantly feels like a sauna.

I wish my thoughts would stop being a jumbled mess of sounds.
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Old 13th November 2012, 21:48
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Granted - your thoughts are harmonious but you think in song all the time and when you speak your mind, you sing!

I wish there were another way of getting a job without going through an interview.
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Old 14th November 2012, 08:43
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Granted, but instead channel 4 will buy home and away and play it all day long, and repeat it on e4.

I wish I had a new brain.
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Old 19th November 2012, 14:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by -bloggs-
I wish I had a new brain.

Granted, but your new brain makes you shout "LEMONS!" at the top of your voice every couple of days.

I wish I had a purple Pomeranian.
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Old 19th November 2012, 16:02
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Quote:
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I wish I had a purple Pomeranian.
Granted but I dont know what a pomeranian is so I turn your head into a purple pumpkin instead.

I wish I had a house of candy!
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Old 19th November 2012, 17:03
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Granted, but now you have to sit and play Aion with me for all of eternity. Bahaha!

I wish I had cherry/chocolate cake.
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Old 21st November 2012, 22:17
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Granted - here are the ingredients - make it yourself! What? You haven't got any baking tins? Oh dear!

I wish silence was golden and not awkward or filled with an unpleasant atmosphere.
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Old 24th January 2013, 23:11
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Granted, but now every piece of silence is now immediately grabbed by thieves and taken to Cash4Gold, leaving behind only noise.

I wish I was an overpaid DJ.
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Old 27th January 2013, 18:08
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Granted but you get mugged every night.

I wish I could sell the books I've written.
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Old 29th January 2013, 00:36
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Granted, unfotunately your books are now selling so well that you are being rushed to try and write a new one every few days.


I wish that my I was better at explaining my opinions.
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Old 6th February 2013, 13:03
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Granted, you become renowned for explaining your opinions eloquently and with passion, but a small minority of your fans are neo nazis who are determined to believe your statements are coded with meanings that fit their ideology. This point of view gradually persuades the majority, and no amount of good explaining can fix it because everything you say is interpreted as code.

I wish my creative ideas didn't always plagiarize conspiracy theorists.
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