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Granted, but now your memory is uncovering all the horrible repressed memories of being abducted by aliens. With dental tools.
I wish I was sitting by a campfire in a forest far from london. |
#274
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Granted but it's your other self
I wish I knew where all this was going to end |
#275
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Granted, but this results in you being teleported to the end of humanity.
I wish ice cream grew back like in those Magnum ads. |
#276
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Granted, but this causes time to be much like a Sims game, where a second is now a minute and so on, but you're still doing certain tasks at your usual pace. Long story example, it now takes half an hour to walk to the toilet.
I wish spiders didn't scare me so much. |
#278
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Granted, but the financer who employed you has claimed it was him, and you spent the rest of your days going mad and making love to pigeons.
I wish I had written 35% of the most popular The Onion material. |
#279
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Granted, but the person who wrote the other 65% refuses to acknowledge your input and no-one ever finds out of your part in it.
I wish that my wake-up alarm worked again. |
#281
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granted, instead it races so fast as to have the same effect of making conversation impossible.
I wish I had more time to do my uni work. |
#282
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Granted but you get so fed up of doing uni work you wish you had time to do the other things you used to do instead of uni work.
I wish the boiler man would hurry up and repair my boiler so I could have my heating on. |
#283
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Granted, unfortunately it now works so well your house constantly feels like a sauna.
I wish my thoughts would stop being a jumbled mess of sounds. |
#284
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Granted - your thoughts are harmonious but you think in song all the time and when you speak your mind, you sing!
I wish there were another way of getting a job without going through an interview. |
#286
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Granted, but your new brain makes you shout "LEMONS!" at the top of your voice every couple of days. I wish I had a purple Pomeranian. |
#287
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I wish I had a house of candy! |
#289
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Granted - here are the ingredients - make it yourself! What? You haven't got any baking tins? Oh dear!
I wish silence was golden and not awkward or filled with an unpleasant atmosphere. |
#291
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Granted but you get mugged every night.
I wish I could sell the books I've written. |
#292
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Granted, unfotunately your books are now selling so well that you are being rushed to try and write a new one every few days.
I wish that my I was better at explaining my opinions. |
#293
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Granted, you become renowned for explaining your opinions eloquently and with passion, but a small minority of your fans are neo nazis who are determined to believe your statements are coded with meanings that fit their ideology. This point of view gradually persuades the majority, and no amount of good explaining can fix it because everything you say is interpreted as code.
I wish my creative ideas didn't always plagiarize conspiracy theorists. |