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granted... but its ginger
i wish i was black belt in martial arts |
#33
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Granted… but you are literally a black coloured belt
I wish I had a dog |
#34
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granted.... but its a dead stuffed one sitting on your mantle piece.
i wish i had lots of friends |
#36
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granted but your also 21 stone in weight and housebound.
wish i was more confdent |
#37
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Granted - but you will come across as an arrogant prick and everybody will hate you.
I wish somebody would do my housework every day. |
#38
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granted, but they have very different standards of hygiene to you and never does so much more than flushing the toilet or spit rubbing the kitchen surfaces
i wish i could stay awake forever |
#39
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granted, but you will be bed bound so all you have to do is stare at the ceiling forever.
I wish I was popular |
#40
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Granted, but you will never get any peace. Your door will also get a hole in it from the constant knocking of your hordes of friends.
I wish to be promoted at work to the position I was in before. |
#41
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Granted, but they powers that be now realise that they don't need that position because they coped after you left it, so you are made redundant.
I wish I had good food availiable whenever I want it, without having to cook it. |
#43
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Granted but you will get mixed up with what language you're supposed to be speaking so will end up speaking a sort of Franglaisdeutch and no one will understand you.
I wish the temperature would never drop below 15 degrees Celsius and never rise above 25 degrees Celsius. |
#50
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Granted, but you will forever Walk Like An Egyptian.
I wish I had the power of telekinesis. |
#58
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I wish I could shave by flicking my fingers. |
#59
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Granted, but it will never shave your moustache.
I wish I had a hoverboard like in back to the future 2. |