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Old 29th November 2008, 09:51
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Granted but you are now God which is a big responsibility


I wish gas wasn't so expensive and I could afford to heat my house properly
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Old 6th December 2008, 11:51
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granted... but its ginger




i wish i was black belt in martial arts
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Old 7th December 2008, 02:28
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Granted… but you are literally a black coloured belt

I wish I had a dog
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Old 7th December 2008, 11:11
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granted.... but its a dead stuffed one sitting on your mantle piece.



i wish i had lots of friends
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Old 7th December 2008, 13:11
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Granted but they all want to borrow money off you all the time


I wish I were 21 again
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Old 15th February 2009, 10:32
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granted but your also 21 stone in weight and housebound.


wish i was more confdent
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Old 15th February 2009, 10:36
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Granted - but you will come across as an arrogant prick and everybody will hate you.



I wish somebody would do my housework every day.
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Old 2nd November 2010, 07:07
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granted, but they have very different standards of hygiene to you and never does so much more than flushing the toilet or spit rubbing the kitchen surfaces

i wish i could stay awake forever
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Old 2nd November 2010, 22:07
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granted, but you will be bed bound so all you have to do is stare at the ceiling forever.

I wish I was popular
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Old 4th November 2010, 14:06
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Granted, but you will never get any peace. Your door will also get a hole in it from the constant knocking of your hordes of friends.


I wish to be promoted at work to the position I was in before.
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Old 10th November 2010, 21:15
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Granted, but they powers that be now realise that they don't need that position because they coped after you left it, so you are made redundant.

I wish I had good food availiable whenever I want it, without having to cook it.
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Old 12th November 2010, 13:14
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Granted but the weight is in the form of your head (sorry )

I wish I could have eternal life.
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Old 19th November 2010, 12:38
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Granted but you will get mixed up with what language you're supposed to be speaking so will end up speaking a sort of Franglaisdeutch and no one will understand you.

I wish the temperature would never drop below 15 degrees Celsius and never rise above 25 degrees Celsius.
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Old 20th November 2010, 00:47
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Granted but you love it too much and end up looking like this...



I wish I was 20 years younger
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Old 30th December 2010, 09:57
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Granted, but you are extradited to the planet Mars.

I wish X-factor could be banished from TV.
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Old 30th December 2010, 11:39
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Granted.
But thats because school has been cancelled forever, and there is no such concept as 'school holiday'.

I wish upon a star.
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Old 30th December 2010, 11:48
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Granted but you'll leave a trail of poo after you, much like a snail.

I wish I were a :

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Old 30th December 2010, 12:25
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granted.

but you'll catch bird flu from a discarded mcchicken sandwich.


i wish i was handsome.
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Old 30th December 2010, 12:50
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Granted, but you won't be able to talk.

I wish I had an endless supply of Fig rolls.
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Old 30th December 2010, 13:34
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Granted, but you will forever Walk Like An Egyptian.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.
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Old 30th December 2010, 14:04
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Granted but it's two-way and everything you move has power to move you.

I wish I could understand all the main languages of the United Nations.
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Old 30th December 2010, 14:15
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granted but noone is worth talking to.



i wish i lived in a detached house.
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Old 30th December 2010, 18:50
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Granted but it is a caravan in Bognor Regis

I wish life was fair
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Old 31st December 2010, 11:13
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How do I answer that one? :D

Granted, but err then the world would spontaneously combust.

I wish I had more hot chocolate.
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Old 31st December 2010, 11:40
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granted...but it's all turkish delight flavour

I wish I didn't get insomnia.
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Old 31st December 2010, 12:20
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granted. but now you get semolina instead.


i wish i had a wheelchair.
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Old 31st December 2010, 12:20
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Quote:
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Granted but it is a caravan in Bognor Regis

all back to mine! cheers winn
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Old 31st December 2010, 18:57
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granted. but now you get semolina instead.


i wish i had a wheelchair.
Granted, but it will only go backwards.

I wish I could shave by flicking my fingers.
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Old 31st December 2010, 19:14
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Granted, but it will never shave your moustache.

I wish I had a hoverboard like in back to the future 2.
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Old 1st January 2011, 19:47
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Granted, but you will have Michael J Fox along with it everywhere you go.

I wish I had a great film to watch.
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