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Old 19th July 2006, 13:34
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Default It's So Hot Today That ...

Stole this idea from my local radio station. Simply finish the sentace with something comical.

For example:

It so hot today that...

...Goth kids are listening to Wet Wet Wet
...My Paddling pool jumped into itself

Hopefully you can come up with something funnier than that
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Old 19th July 2006, 13:43
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It's so hot today that I'm going to use it as an excuse to get drunk tonight.

Oh sorry that wasn't comical. Moving on.....
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Old 19th July 2006, 13:51
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It's so hot today that i feel like smoking a blunt.

Not funny i know, i didn't read that last bit.

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Old 19th July 2006, 15:21
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It's so hot today that:

I daren't type much in fear that the letters will melt off the screen =p

(ok that sucked..i'll think of a better one)..
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Old 19th July 2006, 15:29
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It's so mother ****ing hot today, ****** ****ing **** ******!

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Old 19th July 2006, 15:31
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It's so mother ****ing hot today, ****** ****ing **** ******!

*gives you some soap* your mouthwash, m'dear =p
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Old 19th July 2006, 15:34
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It's so hot today that my cat resorted to sleeping under a duvet to cool down. Bless. :D
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Old 19th July 2006, 15:49
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Its so hot today that .......

... the trees are whistling for the dogs.

... farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

... hot water now comes out of both taps.

( Couldn't think of one so found these on the net. )
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Old 19th July 2006, 17:35
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its so hot today builders have decided to take off there shirts, well theres a surprise!!
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Old 19th July 2006, 18:42
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its so hot today it aint even funny getting your hair caught in a phone aerial thing
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Old 19th July 2006, 18:54
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It's so hot today I had to set myself on fire to cool down.
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Old 19th July 2006, 19:34
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It's So Hot Today That ...
The frozen chicken I bought was cooked by the time I got home.
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Old 19th July 2006, 19:40
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The frozen chicken I bought was cooked by the time I got home.
Haha my dad said something similar to that earlier... 'Cept it was frozen prawns not a chicken.. He said he daren't get any as theyll be cooked by the time he's walked home with them
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Old 19th July 2006, 20:14
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it's so hot today that ive taken all my clothes off and given the flies a field day
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Old 20th July 2006, 01:40
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It's so hot today that I washed myself in my own sweat
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Old 20th July 2006, 11:09
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It's so hot today that: last night i took a cold drink to bed and this morning it was boiling =p
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Old 20th July 2006, 12:28
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its so hot today that:

after 5 minutes walking my legs begin to chafe..ouch!!

thats why i aint movin today.
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Old 20th July 2006, 19:50
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It's so hot today that... at least I had an excuse for being lazy.
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Old 28th July 2006, 04:43
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It's so hot today that I spent most of the afternoon trying to book a cheap flight to the arctic! Go EasyJet!!
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Old 28th July 2006, 10:51
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It's so hot today that I was thinking of going out without underwear. Fortunately I decided against it.
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Old 28th July 2006, 13:28
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It's so hot today that my cat has jumped into the fish tank.
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Old 28th July 2006, 14:52
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Lol @ Amber.

It's so hot today that.. My ice cream melted even before i got it out the freezer
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