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Old 11th January 2008, 18:00
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John 'Hurricane' Henderson, the notorious murderer, was restrained in a strait-jacket whilst undertaking the plane journey which would complete his extradition to the US from Brazil, where he had been hiding out for ten years.

external; probation; horseplay
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Old 11th January 2008, 22:29
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An external appearance of great innocence was seen to be false as Hardy was placed on probation for his extraodinarily lewd horseplay


warm clockwork explosion
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Old 13th January 2008, 00:36
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The sound of tear-gas canisters being fired was the catalyst for the pandemonium which ensued at what, until then, had been a peaceful demonstration.


violent; pantomime; conceive
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Old 13th January 2008, 08:41
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Trying to conceive was a bit of a pantomime for Sharon as the only way she liked to make love with her husband Graham was with him dressed as a pantomime dame and being violent with a horsewhip.

quick-witted; haberdasher; brutal



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Old 13th January 2008, 15:51
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The quick-witted haberdasher fought off the brutal robber by grabbing a pair of pinking shears and lunging at him mercilessly.

soprano; mineral; aversion
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Old 13th January 2008, 16:49
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^ good one


The boy soprano had an aversion to still mineral water, and only drank the sparkling variety during choir practice.


outweigh; eaglet; weeping
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Old 13th January 2008, 22:01
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The hungry eaglet thought about his little brother, but he was hungry and thought what the heck, the benefits will outweigh his loss, and swallowed him whole, with just a little weeping.


desk; skirt; strange
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Old 14th January 2008, 01:22
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The eccentric recluse despaired at his obtuse neighbours who kept putting their rubbish in his dustbin.



gallon; breeding; bleach
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Old 14th January 2008, 14:40
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Professor Scrumplewit made an amazing discovery while experimenting with nectarin which he proceeded to infuse with other ingredients and drained the mixture into a compound of beer and nettle-juice and drank the concoction from a champagne flute, after which he felt pleasantly floaty and at peace.

nymph; cellar; tardy
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Old 16th January 2008, 13:52
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^ I wouldn't mind some myself but I'm not sure where the prof lives


Experts predicted that on March 23rd there would be major disruption on the roads due to severe flooding.

perimeter; Christian; calculated


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Old 20th January 2008, 09:06
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The perimeter of the Christian music festival was to be patrolled by security guards after lasts year's calculated effort to disrupt proceedings by militant atheists.


naive; homesick; chess
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Old 20th January 2008, 14:19
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Young Martin was homesick when he was staying in Vladivostock for the chess tournament and felt incredibly naive and green compared to his fellow competitors who were all seasoned travellers.


bone; proportional; silhouette


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Old 27th January 2008, 09:23
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The candlelight cast a shadow of the skeleton on the mausoleum wall, the odd bone casting shadows not proprtional to their size and giving the sihouette the appearance of a hideously deformed monster.


lasagne; college; projectile
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Old 27th January 2008, 20:24
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The dodgy lasagne made by Alice's college chum Marcia from two-week old mince caused her to have a nasty attack of projectile vomiting.


dip; imbecility; potency
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Old 28th January 2008, 00:18
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The talking scarecrow advised Bob the farmer that a good cure for impotence was to put it in the fridge.


insectivorous; affirmation; unreserved
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Old 1st February 2008, 09:14
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As Chief Crazy Moose stepped out of his wigwam, the other members of the tribe stood gaping like goldfish, for besides his magnificent feathered headress he wore a tuxedo, pink tutu and thigh length leather boots.


fastidious; grindstone; sardine
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Old 2nd February 2008, 09:09
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Reverend Lovemore raised his hands to the ceiling of the packed church and cried out "Oh Lordy! I can feel the spirit of the Lord enter my soul, today I will heal many of you believers gathered here."


mirth; camel; rebound
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Old 3rd February 2008, 13:03
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I went to the hairdressers wearing my soiled work dungarees and got more than my fair share of funny looks..


began; opportunity; doctor
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Old 3rd February 2008, 16:14
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Richard's career as a doctor began when he took up the opportunity of a scholarship to Oxford University.


clandestine; fairy; slip
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Old 4th February 2008, 00:22
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The bear fell into the lake having gorged himself on sherbert.


cookie; hasten; whip


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Old 4th February 2008, 14:25
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Pete asked Sally to hold his pet Iguanna while he popped to the shop for a mars bar and sherbert dip.

Amble, coathanger, margarine.
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Old 4th February 2008, 14:56
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The ship's old, rattling engine was about to give up and Beatrice calmy lifted the pliers from her handbag and proceeded to rip out her toenails.


avocado, inferno, plank
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Old 4th February 2008, 16:01
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Bobmarley, cloads, mudwrestlers

In a haze of confusion, Bobmarley not only wondered how his parents had arrived at his awkward name, a fusion of the forename and surname of a late reggae artist, but also whether cloads would catch on as a trendy alternative to clouds and whether mudwrestlers have soil fetishes.

knitting, tofu, implosion
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Old 6th February 2008, 15:18
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the greatest exponent of the glockenspiel was a kestrel who would watch carefully as the parrot who conducted the orchestra began to gesticulate.







toothbrush indigo opera
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Old 6th February 2008, 15:36
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toothbrush, indigo, opera


The toothbrush flexed its bristles in the corner of the bathroom, eagerly anticipating another frenzied brush with Joyce's indigo tongue as she prepared herself for the opera.


kayaking, sauce, nubile
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Old 6th February 2008, 22:40
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Cloaking a rhino is very expensive as such large expanses of material are necessary.



sponge-cake; pathos; hassock




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Old 7th February 2008, 12:41
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( note nubile just means "marriagble" people seem to think it means sensuous or sexy!)


The vicars wife was full of pathos all week to hear that her husband had mistaken a new sponge cake for a soft new hassock.


margarine submarine aquamarine
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Old 7th February 2008, 14:11
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I was sitting in an aquamarine submarine, dining on bread and margarine - what a dream!


variation; stupid; snooker
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Old 7th February 2008, 16:54
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Artichokes, cabbages, sprouts...anything but this thought the spaceman as he opened yet another packet of the textureless, bland tasting space rations he had been issued with.

flute; rupture; magazine
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Old 10th February 2008, 21:19
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Jason needed to use his toothpick after eating a stick of candyfloss which had somehow got contaminated with creosote.

wisteria; quake; weld
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