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[Z.]

^ the customer reviews are great

[Appear]

[Jam]

Utopia

[Appear]

^ Eye, it is. I'm too excited. Given it a go yet?

[Jason90]

Why do people do this? id love to see them locked in a cage with one of them and see how they fair then.

http://news.uk.msn.com/in-pictures/u...ctures#image=1

[Olly.]

I doubt many of them are genuine (well you'd hope not!), but some of them still cracked me up

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoad...th-in-humanity

Like this one

[Appear]

^ Oh my god, my mouth hurts from laughing. Some notable mentions:









I'd always wondered why there were so many crocodiles in Florida.

[Z.]

^^^/^^

[Appear]

^ Hahaha. The second one, we've all been there. I feel you, Johnny.

[Caribou]

[Reasonable Doubt]

Amazing new Twitter account taking quotes from landlord forums. You might not be surprised to learn that loads of BTL spivs are basically fascists.

https://twitter.com/PityTheLandlord

This is probably my 'favourite' so far.

https://twitter.com/PityTheLandlord/...52577695711232

[Olly.]

Originally Posted by biscuits

This is me!!

Its me as well, as soon as I actually have something to do that gets me out of the house my brain is thinking of ways to get out of it or looking forward to getting back home afterwards.

[Rocket Spud]

Love how he morphs into a little sheep

[Jason90]

Cat befreinded a lynx .
http://www.boredpanda.org/zoo-lynx-h...rable-friends/

[Z.]

Originally Posted by Amatus

http://themindunleashed.org/2014/07/...ion-world.html

Not exactly mind blowing but interesting nonetheless.

They are very interesting, but I'm not liking no.7. Apparently this is a world in which the homophobes are preserving the brains of homosexuals.

[Jason90]

A moose got its head stuck between two trees somehow, they found the skeleton not a nice way to go.

http://translate.google.co.uk/transl...26channel%3Dsb

[goldenjuniper]

BARRISTER RICHARD DUKE (Esq.)
TELEPHONE: +44-708-7694-328

Dear my worthy fellow,
I am Mr. Richard Duke, a Legal practitioner based in London, United Kingdom and the personal Attorney to Late Mr. Roland Lake who was formerly a private investor/ realtor with the Frank Howard Allen Realtors before his death, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client. Many years ago, my client and his wife along with their two children were among victims of Boeing 737 Airline crash that claim the lives of all occupants.

Since then, I have made several enquiries from the embassy to locate his next of kin or any of his extended relatives, but all to no avail. My client made a deposit in a Bank at London valued presently at US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million and Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) and the bank has issued me an official notification to appoint the next of kin or beneficiary who will benefit this funds, otherwise the account will be confiscated within the next fifteen(15) working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful to locate any of my late client's relatives, I seek your consent to permit me present you as the next of kin/ beneficiary of my late client's estate so that the proceeds of this account would be transferred to you in a smmoth and legitimate means.

Already, I have set out modalities for achieving my aim of appointing you as the bonafide next of kin as well transfer the money out of United Kingdom, for us to share the money in the ratio of 50% for me and 40% to you. We shall collectively donate the remaining balance of 10% to Haiti Relief Organizations.

It is my intention to achieve this transfer in a legitimate way, all I required from you is your honest Co-operation, confidentiality and trust to enable us see this transaction through. This is a very legal business that I am 100% sure of its success and is absolutely risk free.

Kindly signify your willingness to assist by sending me an email for further procedures relating to this transaction. The email shall include the below information:

1. Your full name
2. Your telephone and fax numbers.
3. Your Full address.
4. Your age and occupation.

Once I receive your positive response, I will then furnish you with more details on how we shall proceed with the claim.
I look forward to receiving your prompt response.

Yours Sincerely,
Barr. Richard Duke (Esq

[Appear]

Originally Posted by BFG

BARRISTER RICHARD DUKE (Esq.)
TELEPHONE: +44-708-7694-328

Dear my worthy fellow,
I am Mr. Richard Duke, a Legal practitioner based in London, United Kingdom and the personal Attorney to Late Mr. Roland Lake who was formerly a private investor/ realtor with the Frank Howard Allen Realtors before his death, hereinafter shall be referred to as my client. Many years ago, my client and his wife along with their two children were among victims of Boeing 737 Airline crash that claim the lives of all occupants.

Since then, I have made several enquiries from the embassy to locate his next of kin or any of his extended relatives, but all to no avail. My client made a deposit in a Bank at London valued presently at US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million and Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) and the bank has issued me an official notification to appoint the next of kin or beneficiary who will benefit this funds, otherwise the account will be confiscated within the next fifteen(15) working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful to locate any of my late client's relatives, I seek your consent to permit me present you as the next of kin/ beneficiary of my late client's estate so that the proceeds of this account would be transferred to you in a smmoth and legitimate means.

Already, I have set out modalities for achieving my aim of appointing you as the bonafide next of kin as well transfer the money out of United Kingdom, for us to share the money in the ratio of 50% for me and 40% to you. We shall collectively donate the remaining balance of 10% to Haiti Relief Organizations.

It is my intention to achieve this transfer in a legitimate way, all I required from you is your honest Co-operation, confidentiality and trust to enable us see this transaction through. This is a very legal business that I am 100% sure of its success and is absolutely risk free.

Kindly signify your willingness to assist by sending me an email for further procedures relating to this transaction. The email shall include the below information:

1. Your full name
2. Your telephone and fax numbers.
3. Your Full address.
4. Your age and occupation.

Once I receive your positive response, I will then furnish you with more details on how we shall proceed with the claim.
I look forward to receiving your prompt response.

Yours Sincerely,
Barr. Richard Duke (Esq

Oh hey, BFG. Have I told you recently how much I like you, and how beautiful I thought that chopping board you made was?

[Rocket Spud]

Originally Posted by woof

A baby sea gull has fallen off our roof and is stuck in our garden.
Phoned RSPCA and they said to leave it alone as it will fly within 1- 2 days.

My mums not happy- she worried it will eat her plants

I think dads gonna shoo it out onto the street- yeah let the foxes eat it why don't you , poor thing

Might be wrong, but you could create a nest for it and place it as close to it's original home as possible. The parents may still feed it.

I did something similar recently with the baby Wrens we had. One popped out prematurely and i put some latex gloves on and put it back in.

[goldenjuniper]

Originally Posted by Appear

Oh hey, BFG. Have I told you recently how much I like you, and how beautiful I thought that chopping board you made was?

i reckon dick duke esquire might be a con artist. roland rats estate doesn't seem legit to me and as for franky howard being involved as well :/

feel free to send off your details appear, let me know how you get on.

[goldenjuniper]

Originally Posted by woof

^ Good idea, but my dad shoo-ed it onto the street.

Woke up this morning ,let the dog out for a wee and there was ANOTHER one wondering round the garden, my dog went mental at it !
The mother was sat on the roof watching it and went mental at my dog! Luckily I picked my dog up and put her inside . I shoo-ed the baby gull out ,nearly got attacked by the mother,it was like a scene in Hitchcocks 'The birds' lol

What a way to start my day lol

we've got a load of baby seagulls wandering round out side out workshops, stupid parent gulls keep attacking us for getting any where near them. next one that dive bombs me is getting shot at with the nail gun.

[FeadHuck]

Originally Posted by Jason90

Cat befreinded a lynx .
http://www.boredpanda.org/zoo-lynx-h...rable-friends/

Sweet! If you like this try the book 'unlikely friendships' by Jennifer Holland. I got it for christmas but can only read a few pages at a time as it makes me bawl like a baby. Soft git that i am

[SteadyOnRich]

[Jason90]

Originally Posted by FeadHuck

Sweet! If you like this try the book 'unlikely friendships' by Jennifer Holland. I got it for christmas but can only read a few pages at a time as it makes me bawl like a baby. Soft git that i am

Oh really thanks, sounds like something my older sister would love, shes constantly sending me cat pictures sounds like a potential christmas present idea .


I wouldn't go on a cruise for any amount of money, cruise ships scare the shit out of me full stop i see them as giant metal coffins. They might be massive compared to most things but compared to the sea their nothing, as that lost plain proved.

[girlinterrupted]

[goldenjuniper]

Originally Posted by Jason90

I wouldn't go on a cruise for any amount of money, cruise ships scare the shit out of me full stop i see them as giant metal coffins. They might be massive compared to most things but compared to the sea their nothing, as that lost plain proved.

I would have thought the owner/driver of an old Volvo would quite like wallowing around on a big barge/boat, sort of like a home from home.

[ShayM]

[Jason90]

Originally Posted by BFG

I would have thought the owner/driver of an old Volvo would quite like wallowing around on a big barge/boat, sort of like a home from home.

Yer but if my volvo rolled i wouldnt drown , also ill have you know after adding later model braces at the front and new shocks and springs at the back she handles like shes on rails .

[Regenerated Boo]

Steampunk Matilda :D

[Clayman]