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What makes you laugh?
Now for me, this is a rare thing as I find it hard to relax enough to be light and cheery. Hence, not often seen smiling, I might crack my face - similar to the thread in the main posting area there. Anyway, this email I just got actually got me chuckling, hurray! Hilarious
Funny Errors in Church Bulletins The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------------------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. ----------------------------------------------------------- ---- The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. ------------------------------------------------------------- Do n't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. --------------------------------------------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. -------------------------------------------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. -------------------------------------------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. -------------------------------------------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. -------------------------------------------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. -------------------------------------------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. -------------------------------------------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. -------------------------------------------------------------- Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. -------------------------------------------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. -------------------------------------------------------------- This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. -------------------------------------------------------------- L adies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. -------------------------------------------------------------- T he pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. -------------------------------------------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. -------------------------------------------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. -------------------------------------------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. -------------------------------------------------------------- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours" |
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Re: What makes you laugh?
hi there allgood
thankyou for those i have a smile on my face now, they were good. i like things like that i have seen the "don't let worry kill you, let the church help" one before, made me smile then too take care kate |
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Re: What makes you laugh?
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I saw a dog poo today, it made me laugh. Within seconds the poop was surrounded by a swarm of flies. And it was the most perfect turd ever, like those ones you seen drawn in comic books. Ah, beautiful. :D |
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That reminds me of a 'funny medical notes' i once got emailed. The best one was:
'This patient does not have a temperature but her husband said she was very hot in bed last night' |
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I had an email of Footballers gaffs that made me giggle, but (as with these things) I don't have a copy of it.
A good book to make you wee yourself is: The timewaster letters Not one for the humourless. ren |
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from the medical notes....She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December
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'Discharge status: Alive but without permission '
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He he - I've seen some of those before, but I like "Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door."
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