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Old 30th June 2006, 17:38
Allgood Allgood is offline
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Default What makes you laugh?

Now for me, this is a rare thing as I find it hard to relax enough to be light and cheery. Hence, not often seen smiling, I might crack my face - similar to the thread in the main posting area there. Anyway, this email I just got actually got me chuckling, hurray! Hilarious

Funny Errors in Church Bulletins

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get
rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your
husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled
due to a conflict.
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Do n't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again,"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we
have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need
all the help they can get.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will
be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the
addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older
ones.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the
deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super
entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every
kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the
park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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L adies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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T he pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
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Old 30th June 2006, 18:35
Wheelie Bin Bird Wheelie Bin Bird is offline
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hi there allgood

thankyou for those i have a smile on my face now, they were good.
i like things like that i have seen the "don't let worry kill you, let the church help" one before, made me smile then too

take care kate
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Old 30th June 2006, 21:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Allgood

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the
deceased person you want remembered.
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:D

I saw a dog poo today, it made me laugh. Within seconds the poop was surrounded by a swarm of flies. And it was the most perfect turd ever, like those ones you seen drawn in comic books. Ah, beautiful. :D
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Old 30th June 2006, 21:31
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That reminds me of a 'funny medical notes' i once got emailed. The best one was:

'This patient does not have a temperature but her husband said she was very hot in bed last night'
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Old 30th June 2006, 21:47
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I love these!
Found the medical notes
http://www.zipadeeday.com/viewarticle.asp?article=83
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Old 30th June 2006, 22:10
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I had an email of Footballers gaffs that made me giggle, but (as with these things) I don't have a copy of it.

A good book to make you wee yourself is:

The timewaster letters

Not one for the humourless.

ren
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Old 30th June 2006, 23:37
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from the medical notes....She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December
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Old 30th June 2006, 23:44
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'Discharge status: Alive but without permission '

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Old 30th June 2006, 23:46
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the framley examiner, a fake local newspaper. the classifieds are good

http://www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/index.html
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Old 30th June 2006, 23:46
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He he - I've seen some of those before, but I like "Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door."
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Old 30th June 2006, 23:52
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hehe! child's bed for sale. would suit child, or amputee
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