Random Thought of the Day

OceanChief · #1 15th February 2008, 00:22

Probably been done before, but I need somewhere to vent my randomness....... here goes....

Horses are just big dogs.......

Wheelie Bin Bird · #2 15th February 2008, 01:06

^^

OceanChief · #3 15th February 2008, 06:44

Someone once told me that dolphins were gay sharks.

Noone else have any random thoughts they want to exorcise?

I love tea.

Wheelie Bin Bird · #4 15th February 2008, 08:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Berry

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I can I just tend to pull a REALLY weird face

Ditherer · #5 15th February 2008, 10:31

I always wondered that about the mascara berry.

I had a glass of wine with some blueberries sunk to the bottom of the glass. Just for fun. Does anyone else enjoy putting things into their glasses to watch how fast they sink?

Wheelie Bin Bird · #6 15th February 2008, 11:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditherer

I always wondered that about the mascara berry.

I had a glass of wine with some blueberries sunk to the bottom of the glass. Just for fun. Does anyone else enjoy putting things into their glasses to watch how fast they sink?

That made me laugh!!

I can't say I do, no!

My thought for the day:-

How painfull is getting my foot and the rest of my leg tattooed going to be?

Ditherer · #7 15th February 2008, 11:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by kate

That made me laugh!!

I can't say I do, no!

My thought for the day:-

How painfull is getting my foot and the rest of my leg tattooed going to be?

Ooch, ouch. What are you have tattooed on you Kate?

Wheelie Bin Bird · #8 15th February 2008, 11:18

Cherry blossom, starting on the top of my left foot and winding around my daughters names I already have on my leg to about mid calf, Should be nice and painfull I recon!

Ditherer · #9 15th February 2008, 11:44

Cherry Blossom - pretty.

Hopefully though your daughters' names aren't too long

You're a braver person than I am. The thought of an incy injection and I'm mush. I imagine feet must be the most painful area to tattoo? Good luck!

Wheelie Bin Bird · #10 15th February 2008, 11:54

Nah it's only 'Jade & Morgan' so shouldn't be too bad *she says!!*

Yes the feet are pretty sensitive to tattoo, I've got more so, it'll just be a learning curve I suppose!!

I'll never learn!

Random FACT on the random thoughts thread:

Did you know it's more likely to be more painfull to be tattooed on your left side than it is your right?

Apparently people are more sensative on that side.

Hmm ya live and learn eh? my tattooest told me that.

Ruby1 · #11 15th February 2008, 14:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Berry

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Very true i always looks like i'm gurning

Also why do i always have to sneeze the second i've stuck the bugger on!

OceanChief · #12 15th February 2008, 21:18

My beard is plotting my demise........

#13 15th February 2008, 21:51

Egg is to bacon as horse is to aluminium smelting plant.

Wheelie Bin Bird · #14 15th February 2008, 21:52

Is my chimney going to turn into a towering inferno?, I've got 20 candles lit in my fireplace

IRIS · #15 15th February 2008, 21:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by kate

Is my chimney going to turn into a towering inferno?, I've got 20 candles lit in my fireplace

cooooooooooool, one day I shall have a fireplace with candles in

ßazzaOld · #16 15th February 2008, 21:59

pEnis

OceanChief · #17 15th February 2008, 22:06

Blessed are thee cheesemakers.......

IRIS · #18 15th February 2008, 22:47

I wish i had some maraccas _ I bought some from ebay , but white powder started to leak from them so I discarded them , tho they were a fab colour. I am currently using a rainshaker thingy that I got for xmas but it's not half as good

IRIS · #19 15th February 2008, 23:48

I just looked up 'how to drive' on amazon books and all I got was 'how to drive your man wild in bed' :? perhaps the same principles apply

OceanChief · #20 15th February 2008, 23:57

I never been given penalty points when having sex, not yet anyhow.

OceanChief · #21 16th February 2008, 02:30

I have invented a new form of terminology.... I bring you E-SA. What is E-SA i hear you ask? (or that could be the voices in my head messing with me again.)

Well, E-SA is online social anxiety..... I know i suffer from it, even in PMs, posting, etc......

Feel free to create a WIKI entry on my behalf, but be sure to give me full credit and a

Wheelie Bin Bird · #22 16th February 2008, 02:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothing_to_say

Guitar playing girls look dead sexy

Oi dirty sod my daughter plays guitar (see avatar) she only be 11

Nah only kiddin, but she does tho (badly!!) it's painfull infact

IRIS · #23 16th February 2008, 12:19

just off to book my 3rd holiday of the year :/ wtf ! How did this happen , I'm skint

png · #24 16th February 2008, 12:22

Woodpeckers have no knees.

Wheelie Bin Bird · #25 16th February 2008, 12:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by IRIS

just off to book my 3rd holiday of the year :/ wtf ! How did this happen , I'm skint

Where ya going this time???

IRIS · #26 16th February 2008, 12:27

I going on a spiritual retreat in wales - no alcohol for a week

Wheelie Bin Bird · #27 16th February 2008, 12:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by IRIS

I going on a spiritual retreat in wales - no alcohol for a week

Sod that!, take yer own stash

my thought is:- whats that floating in my Rosé?

OceanChief · #28 16th February 2008, 20:22

'In my sleep, I grind my teeth...... I'm a teethgrinder'

Wheelie Bin Bird · #29 16th February 2008, 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by OceanChief

'In my sleep, I grind my teeth...... I'm a teethgrinder'

Oooh I do that too, the amount of times I've been smacked in the head for waking him up is untrue

marbles · #30 17th February 2008, 02:05

dont walk on broken glass in bare feet