Something that made you laugh or smile today (lounge edition) - Page 2

A Whimsical Stranger · #31 25th April 2019, 22:35

My five year old's imaginative play.

'Mummy, this is my poison shop. You have to pretend to be evil and come into my shop and ask for some poison to give to a good guy'
'Okay, can I have some poison please?'
'Who's it for?'
'Some guy. I don't like his face'
'Would you like some poison milkshake to give to him? Oooh, or this one! This one will make sure he's really dead'

Also, this conversation:

'Oskar, you are my sunshine'
'No, I am your prince'
'No, you're my sunshine because you brighten up my day and make me happy'
'Yes, because the sun is so bright! But when I am grumpy...when I am grumpy, the darkness pushes the sun away...everything turns dark...and cold...doesn't it mummy?'

Have I given birth to the antichrist?

Percy · #32 25th April 2019, 23:04

^That made me laugh.

Percy · #33 26th April 2019, 00:03

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Percy · #36 30th April 2019, 18:18

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Percy · #39 1st May 2019, 21:39

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...-online-trolls

Percy · #40 2nd May 2019, 15:46

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48132912

Percy · #41 2nd May 2019, 22:41

Deer · #42 3rd May 2019, 23:39

Percy · #43 4th May 2019, 01:13

^

Percy · #44 5th May 2019, 17:52

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-...e-fashion-star

Cat not impressed with fashion.

Percy · #45 5th May 2019, 18:07

Percy · #46 5th May 2019, 22:58

^

Funny because in some ways it's true.

Deer · #47 6th May 2019, 07:38

A few steps at first can lead to incredible gains later.

Percy · #48 6th May 2019, 21:36

^Brilliant.

Deer · #49 7th May 2019, 07:21

This is the most hilarious and cutest thing I have seen in a long time, bless her cotton socks

Mother worries when Daughter returns from walk without dog.

Percy · #50 7th May 2019, 16:45

^Brilliant, I like that.

Percy · #51 10th May 2019, 15:20

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-...ida-power-pole

Percy · #52 10th May 2019, 15:34

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genovese · #56 10th May 2019, 23:06

^^^The service dog

I got a meetup email
Did a double take, I think biscuits is some kinda special guest

Percy · #57 10th May 2019, 23:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by genovese

^^^The service dog

Some days we could all do with a service dog like that.

Percy · #58 11th May 2019, 16:54

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-482...-from-hospital

Certainly warms the cockles.

A Whimsical Stranger · #59 11th May 2019, 23:55

Me: 'I'll just be downstairs, doing the ironing'
My five year old: 'Okay, mummy'
*Two minutes late*
'MUMMY, WHERE ARE YOU?'
'I'm downstairs...doing the ironing'
'Oh...okay. Anyways, do you want to hear how loud I can fart?'

Percy · #60 12th May 2019, 00:03

^