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  #31  
Old 24th July 2018, 22:38
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The Incredible Turn Things Off And Then On Again To Fix Things Person

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Old 24th July 2018, 23:41
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woman man

similar to man man but with tits. not that women are rubbish, just not very super-heroic

special powers -

erm...i wouldnt like to say
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Old 25th July 2018, 07:08
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Not As Funny As The Last One Man

In a bid to save the planet from spontaneous outbursts of uncontrollable laughter, NAFATLOM uses his power of being not as funny as the previous superhero to restore a dull, awkward sobriety to humanity!
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Old 25th July 2018, 20:56
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Biclops. Is his girlfriend Lois Lame?
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Old 15th June 2019, 19:23
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Master Procrastinator
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Old 16th June 2019, 02:57
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Batman and Robin Hood

Little does Batman realise that his new sidekick is stealing from him to give to the poor of Gotham City...
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Old 16th June 2019, 04:47
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Commander Bystander
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Old 24th August 2019, 00:09
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Wing Man (But Never the Main Man) Man
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Old 24th August 2019, 13:03
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Crap man: Anything he touches turns to poop.

Slowman: Incapable of making any movements faster than a slug.

Eatman: Attempts to eat anything in sight.

Microman: Is too tiny to see or hear.

Offman: Automatically shuts off all tvs, and lights in any room he enters.

Dissapoint Man: He just fails at anything and everything, but makes attempts anyway.

Mouse man: speaks and looks suspiciously like a mouse.

Vuvuzelaman: He can't do anything but play a vuvuzela. He has no need for food/water/anything else, he just does the vuvuzela.
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Old 28th August 2019, 20:27
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Captain Sarcasm
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Old 7th October 2019, 21:46
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Banana-split Man (He arrives at the scene of the crime... and splits).
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Old 7th October 2019, 21:51
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Toxic breath man. More toxic in the morning.
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Old 15th October 2019, 20:54
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Defender Do Nothing
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Old 21st March 2020, 01:08
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Corona-Boy
Has the ability to shut everything down.
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Old 21st March 2020, 18:57
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Night Worrier.

By day he works for the local newspaper. By night he worries about shit.
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Old 21st March 2020, 19:48
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From Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Suicide Boy
Yodelling Pogostick Man
Captain Bloodloss
Cowboy Stunt Rider
Disco Boy
Captain Hummingbird
The Lap Dance Kid
The Bar Room Brawler
Super Scooper
Drill Sargent Boy
Wet T-Shirt Contest Boy
Gap-Ad Kid
Cottage Cheese Man
The Narrowly-Escapes-Death Kid
Captain Salmon
Caught-in-a-Wind-Tunnel Boy
Staple Gun Kid
Malfunctioning Robot with an Attitude Boy
The Richard Simmons Kid
The South Park Kid
Stinky Man
Giggling Nipple-Tweak Man
Captain Luau
Temper Tantrum Kid
Fruit and Vegetable Man
Ice Hockey Kid
Irate Film Director Man
Playful Licking Puppy Boy
Mad Cow Man
Athletic Slap on the Butt Man
Ants in his Pants Boy
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Kid
Not Hot But Spicy Man
Ridicules People Behind Their Back Boy
Captain Panic
Malfunctioning Robot Doctor
Shedding Cat Man
Strutting Pickup Artist Boy
Excitable Hamster Boy
Very Enthusiastic Game Contestant Boy
Presidential Candidate Man
Toddler Doing Everything for the First Time Man
The Mosh Pit Kid
Can’t Control His Stallion Man
Captain Obvious
Captain Hyperactive Moth
The Jitterbug Boy
Thinks Everybody is on Fire Man
Spineless Man
Seductive Shower Boy
The Salmonella Kid
Bitchy Gossip Woman
Magnet Man
Mesmerised by Moving Objects Man
The Bob Fosse Kid
Chainsaw Massacre Boy
Captain Morgan
Runs and Throws Like a Girl Man
The Copycat Kid
Russian Gymnast Woman
Super Rabbi
Deathly Afraid of Everything Man
Captain Cliché
Uncoordinated Go-Go Girl
Underwear Man
Totally Worships Colin Boy
The Chip and Dale Kid
Angry New York Cop Man
Delayed Reaction Man
Becomes Hysterical Too Easily Girl
The Happy Flasher
Constantly Run Over by a Car Man
Quick Rick
Faking Injury for Sympathy Man
Captain Coward
Show-Stopping Number Boy
Imaginary Friend Boy
Break Up and Make Up Kid
The Overly-Sensitive Kid
Matrix Boy
Tom Arnold
Guy Who Channels the Spirit of Farm Animals
Captain Streaker
Man Who Mimics Everyone while under Caffeine
Slappy
Panicky-Ski-Jump Puppet Man
The Bitter Drunk Kid
Captain Flubber
Captain Dandruff
Elvis Kid
Captain Bondage
Trick Tap Dancing Kid
Super Bum
Rodeo Boy
Captain Nosy
Captain Totally Made of Springs
Dog Catcher Boy
Body Parts Constantly Falling Asleep Boy
Captain Cossack
Tae Bo Kid
Captain Hair
Totally Insane Old Man
The Chippendale Kid
Captain Frat Boy
Chocolate Bunny Man
Mimics Everyone Behind Their Back Boy
Captain Lounge Jack
Can’t Control His Legs Man
Trout Man
Bad Psychic Boy
The Overacting Kid
Hyperactive Belly-Dancer Boy
Armpit Man
Fashion Photographer Kid
Professor Panic
Captain Does The Splits at Every Moment He Can
Tacky Shirt Man
On the Verge of a Near Nervous Breakdown Man
The Mick Jagger Kid
Junkyard Dog on a Chain Kid
The Lady With no Joints
Captain Sarcasmo
Amateur Theatre Girl
Overwhelming Sexual Tension Guy
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Old 22nd March 2020, 04:27
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emre43



it's a transformer. that goes to a train. kinda limits where it can go when it's not a robot
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Old 22nd March 2020, 08:49
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Captain Made Of Bees

His only superpower is that he is just a big cloud of bees in the shape of a man. Abilities include gathering nectar from flowers and taking it back to his hive.
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Old 23rd March 2020, 16:17
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Forgetting Appear's Birthday Man.

He has the ability to annually forget when it's Appear's Birthday.
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Old 23rd March 2020, 16:56
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Toilet paper man - Throws toilet rolls as criminals as a weapon and says toilet related puns.

"Looks like you have just flushed your life away sum".
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Old 25th March 2020, 12:08
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the Man who drank black tea without batting an eyelid. The superhero you never knew existed on these very forums.
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Old 25th March 2020, 15:39
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Hugh-Man,

lives a surprisingly short, somewhat miserable existence,
punctuated by infrequent bouts of flatulence and sobriety,
eventually ending up in hospital at the mercy of MRSA and underqualified medics,

phrases common to this 'hero' are,.. "good arse" "jesus Christ" "oh dear" and "bollox"

super power seems to be the ability to defer important tasks and decisions to "tomorrow"
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Old 26th March 2020, 16:36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Laurel
the Man who drank black tea without batting an eyelid. The superhero you never knew existed on these very forums.
Ah yes, sometimes pairs up with Eats Granola with Water Without Gagging Girl

Super heroes indeed
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Old 7th May 2020, 16:28
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Mr Apathy

He is, well, yeah....
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Old 7th May 2020, 19:39
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Hyman, gone after the first battle
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