Football 2023/24

Jam do Bronx · #1 23rd August 2023, 08:01

Just a thread for the 23/24 season.

What are y'all predictions and what not?

biscuits · #2 23rd August 2023, 08:10

If you tell me the top three contenders I can get my cat to predict the winner.

Jam do Bronx · #3 23rd August 2023, 08:38

Ohh good way to make things interesting. What's your cat's name?

I'm going to say:

Man City
Arsenal
Brighton

I don't think Brighton will make the top three, but I wanted to include them to represent ma boy, Seagull, and because they're actually impressive.

biscuits · #4 3rd September 2023, 13:26

Whoops sorry I was overcome with anxiety and so all of my commitments left my mind and I totally forgot to get my cat to predict. Luckily she's never shown an ounce of accuracy and doesn't even know what football is, so we can safely say her predictions are not going to be accurate.

But this evening I will get her to choose.

biscuits · #5 3rd September 2023, 19:33

Well, shit, I wrote down the wrong options

The tail has spoken. Liverpool!

Jam do Bronx · #6 3rd September 2023, 20:11

^ Lol. Had you put the correct options, Arsenal would be written where Liverpool is, that's good enough for me, that's money in the bank, baby.

Jam do Bronx · #7 3rd September 2023, 20:21

Son, Haaland, and Ferguson all scored a hattrick yesterday.

The last time three hatricks were scored on the same day in the prem was on the 23rd of September 1995 when Shearer, Fowler, and Yeboah all scored a hattrick.

Laurel · #8 16th September 2023, 17:49

Good win for Brighton beating old Man Utd. Man Utd seem to be taking their time getting going this season and Brighton have started with a bang.

I shoulda bet on Fulham. Luton ain't going to win any time away this season.

Man City stroll past West Ham. Zzz.

Laurel · #9 25th September 2023, 13:23

I'm late seeing the 8-0. Sheffield United look more screwed than Luton.

Laurel · #10 7th October 2023, 19:11

What is Crystal palace's problem? Why won't they score? Come on I have 10 mins left on this bet.

Laurel · #11 7th October 2023, 20:02

Sigh

Seagull · #12 15th October 2023, 10:43

All this afternoon’s WSL games are free on the FA Player, as they are every weekend, just sign up with you oomail address.

https://faplayer.thefa.com/home/all

biscuits · #13 15th October 2023, 11:11

When do we find out who the winner is and if the next step for my cat's bum is to be able to pick lottery numbers?

Laurel · #14 15th October 2023, 12:15

alas still need a TV licence to watch them

Seagull · #15 16th October 2023, 07:24

^ does anyone these days? The last time I had a TV licence William Ewart Gladstone was the Prime Minister.