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[Pandapop]

[Z.]

^ Looks good!

'Suck a bag of dicks!' - they totally stole that from Louis C.K.

[Pablo Huntsbach]

^Louis C.K. didn't write or originally perform that bit, he borrowed it (with permission, I believe) from some other comedian. Zombeavers looks fun though.

[Z.]

^ How do you know? It doesn't seem something he would do.

[Amber Fyre]

I don't mind heights but something about that picture makes me feel like I'm falling and falling!

[Z.]

Originally Posted by Amatus

I've just seen my first vote UKIP sign.

Have you had any leaflets through your door yet? I've had three so far. One time I woke up in the morning, went to the door, and saw Farage's laughing face looking up at me. Terrible way to start your day

[Spectrelight]

Originally Posted by Amatus

I've just seen my first vote UKIP sign.

You see quite a few round here. Usually in farmers fields for some reason.

[thaigreen]

^ needed a good laugh lol

[Kevin Hodge]

[Kevin Hodge]

^^^ @gippo

yeah i get all that, but theres also the way that if a guy sleeps around he's one of the lads, and if a girl sleeps around, she's a no good skank. i feel this is a terrible injustice, as mentally ill men we should treasure these charitably noble hussies ^_^

also, as a man i get put down for my culinary skillz, whereas as a burd, even if i was ugly, this would make me "a keeper". as a bloke, it just makes an ugly bloke, possibly gay

[thaigreen]

Hope this martial arts place isn't packed. Sa nightmare

[Amber Fyre]

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Amber Fyre

^ this is what happens when you dont run in zigzags then climb a tree?

[goldenjuniper]

i hope the owner/chairman of npower falls down a big hole breaks both their legs and dies a slow and painful death.

[ghost.of.an.englishman]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

^^^ @gippo

yeah i get all that, but theres also the way that if a guy sleeps around he's one of the lads, and if a girl sleeps around, she's a no good skank. i feel this is a terrible injustice, as mentally ill men we should treasure these charitably noble hussies ^_^

also, as a man i get put down for my culinary skillz, whereas as a burd, even if i was ugly, this would make me "a keeper". as a bloke, it just makes an ugly bloke, possibly gay

but it's not socially acceptable to "slut shame" or whatever nowadays, at least not in the circles I've inhabited. Not that I want to start a gender debate...

[MLP James]

^ Assuming that's your reaction to the equality thing, I feel exactly the same about it. It's pretty stupid.

[Z.]

^ Ah I used to do this quite a lot as well. I had a list of topics ready as well so that I always had something to say. It sort of turned me into an automaton really, and I learned to be spontaneous instead. 'Tis far better that way anyway.

[Z.]

Ha really? I've got to say you were a lot more sophisticated than I was then I never had any flow diagrams, although sometimes I did make lists of topics to talk about.

[Z.]

[Consolida]

[MLP James]

I have no idea what this GIF is from, but it makes me smile for some reason.

[Rubik]

[MLP James]

Originally Posted by MissRibble

^^I've not seen it but it's probably from a Robert Redford film called "Jeremiah Johnson"

Cool, thanks.

[goldenjuniper]

[OllyAvoid]

^^

Is it because astrology makes people think the entire universe is aligned to reveal details of their incredibly important lives, whereas science reveals that we are just insignificant bits of star-stuff leading short pointless lives in a cold and uncaring universe devoid of meaning?

[Pandapop]

Amazing

[Z.]

Santa...the biggest threat Bauer has ever had to face.

[goldenjuniper]

^http://www.instructables.com/id/A-mu...er-Mouse-Trap/

[Z.]

^ I thought my dreams were imaginative, but they seem really mundane now.

[OllyAvoid]

Originally Posted by Gipsy Danger

This is very cool.