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Ruin a first date in four words...
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#2
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
"Hi, I'm Anxious Londoner"
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#3
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Human meat is tasty
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#4
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
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awww that's really made me sad that last sentence. The men of sauk are good puds! Also "I'll be there" is three words, so it's disqualified! |
#5
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
'You scrub up well.. !'
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#7
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
"Let's talk about Brexit"
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#8
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
"Will you marry me?"
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#9
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Why's your throat sore?
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#10
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
I ****ing love tories
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#11
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Quote:
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#12
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Do you condemn Hamas
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#13
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Hi I'm Laurels housemate
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#14
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Here's my wife's ashes
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#15
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Here's my actual wife
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#16
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
My crabs are itchy
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#17
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Let us breed now
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#18
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Actually, you mean "fewer"
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#19
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
My mum's joining us
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#20
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Let me weigh you
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#21
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
My last girlfriend escaped
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#22
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
My last girlfriend deflated
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#23
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
A smile wouldn't hurt!
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#24
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Do you like formaldehyde
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#25
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Here's my Barry clock
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#26
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Here's my hairy clock
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#27
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Let's choose wallpaper first.
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#28
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Wanna buy my bathwater?
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#29
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
My NFTs are soaring.
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#30
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Re: Ruin a first date in four words...
Nigel Farage is hot
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