The admit something thready

[Ruby1]

I'm sure i could have thought of a better thread name than that but hey

I bet all you saucy sausages have loads to admit i can just tell come sit on Ruby's knee a while and confess away


I only play a few of the games in the games room cause i is a bit fick and don't understand the rules

I once stole a squeezy jif lemon from my corner shop mum threatened to phone the police after that shock 5 year old Ruby was a changed man *straightens halo*

I once wet meself whilst camping when i couldn't undo the blooming zipper on me sleeping bag :embarass:


I so know noones gonna fess up any

[Winnie57]

Originally Posted by magika

i used to think bogies were bits of dead brain

Yuk! :D

When I went to secondary school in the first year I once hid under the bus seat when the conductor came round because I'd lost my bus pass and didn't have any money. He didn't spot me.

[newboy]

I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAte Gloucestershire

[Grah08]

I'm really an alien from another planet.

[monty_rp]

I used to eat boogies...

Wait a minute, I still do

I once went to infant school without me knickers on, but I blame my mum for not dressing me properly :D

[Occultus]

I went through a prolonged period of looking up dinnerladies' skirts at infant/junior school. I don't remember getting caught either

[Demonique]

When I was around 8 the sister of a friend asked me if I would have sex with her brother (the friend), while she would watch and make sure we did it right, she was at least 3 years older, perv in the making or what!
and no I didnt have sex with him, I dont even think I knew what it was at that age!

[custardcreams]

i'm about to eat crumpets. there, i said it.

[custardcreams]

aw, i peed myself at school in front of everyone too, gecko. though in my case it was because i was so wrapped up in something i was painting that i didnt want to have to stop to wee. yes, van gogh might have chopped his ear off and went mentalist but i peed myself for my art... i win

[custardcreams]

actually i don't remember getting any new pants

[Kavan]

I peed myself after getting my foreskin trapped in my zip. I'd just finished peeing, hence the zip-action, so where did the extra pee come from? A dinner lady extricated me, and I had to wear corduroys that finished half-way up my shins.

[W!llow]

I wet myself as an adult (well teenager)! I was with my sister we were out no where near a loo I was dying for it and she kept making me laugh I then got hysterical and I peed (not badly but got my knickers damp.. )

[Ruby1]

Originally Posted by monty_rp

I used to eat boogies...

Wait a minute, I still do

Am amazed just how many poo and wee wee stories we all hath Moo man be thankful you weren't wearing a leotard whilst riding a bike *whistles innocently*


I confess that just after i swore blind i was never ever gonna eat meat again i went to one of them all you can eat Chinese buffets and scoffed a whole farm yard (disclaimer felt absolutely awful after and never touched meat again)

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

I have nothing to confess...I'm a saint

[Diluted]

I was once given 10p too much change in a shop, but didn't say anything.

[IRIS]

I once pooed myself in infant school as i was too shy to ask to go to the toilet!! I have had a weak bowel ever since!

I used to steal penny (toffee/ candy) bootlaces from t'corner shop - they took a long time to come to the front of the shop after we had gone thru the front door, I had eaten £1.00 worth of bootlaces before they came out

[Poop]

"I shat myself at school once :embarass: I stuffed toilet paper down my pants to soak it up but I don't think it was too successful."

LOL.

[IRIS]

I admit i am sat on the knee of a sexy scottish . fat bald bastard :D

[T]

i admit that i like SALAD CREAM don't you know?

[IRIS]

I admit I would like to lick salad cream off of Trevs nipples

[IRIS]

you can take the photos if youwant

[T]

Originally Posted by IRIS

I admit I would like to lick salad cream off of Trevs nipples

well only if i can do the same

Originally Posted by Quiet bloke with talkative cow

Can I watch ? Or just send photos, I don't mind.

will be behind closed doors i'm afraid

[The Lone Stranger]

I once ate THREE shredded wheat.

[Pal]

Originally Posted by GOD OF HELL FIRE

I once ate THREE shredded wheat.

MY GOD MAN, what were you thinking?

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

OK I admit it I'm a bad girl:rolleyes:

*walks off with head hung low*

[CliveL]

Originally Posted by Kate

OK I admit it I'm a bad girl:rolleyes:

*walks off with head hung low*

We all know that

[ßazzaOld]

I admit I enjoy getting people into trouble without anyone expecting me.

Especially those who picked on me in school. One of them expelled for a bit because he kept annoying me. (Bet he didnt mind anyway...)

..I also wet myself once in first year of school because a bit shy to speak up. They are always telling you to hold it and I tried!!

I kept holding it but it still leaked...

[ßazzaOld]

I admit to doing something dodgy (Then cleaned) with a ex female friends 'lil friend' one time. (Not a gf or nothing) Put it back without her knowing and never spoke to her again not long after that. I found it hidden under her mattress and I only 18 at the time. She deserved it for being crappy to me.

Bet she still uses it 3 years later lol.

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

Originally Posted by CliveL

We all know that

Cheeky git!