Limericks game

[Winnie57]

The trouble with cold turtle soup
Is that it makes my belly droop
But I love it so much

[sully]

The trouble with cold turtle soup
Is that it makes my belly droop
But I love it so much
It makes me feel butch

[Florawr]

A dog called Fred buried his bone

[sully]

A dog called Fred buried his bone
Inside another dog's home
The other dog Rex

[sully]

A dog called Fred buried his bone
Inside another dog's home
The other dog Rex
And Fred then had sex
so Rex rang the police on his phone

[sully]

Maureen was unhappy with fred,

[Winnie57]

Maureen was unhappy with Fred
Because he was no good in bed

[sully]

Maureen was unhappy with Fred
Because he was no good in bed
But one day in the shower

[Gog]

Maureen was unhappy with Fred
Because he was no good in bed
But one day in the shower
She turned it onto full power

[sully]

Maureen was unhappy with Fred
Because he was no good in bed
But one day in the shower
She turned it onto full power
And now his pencils full of lead

[sully]

There was a monkey from Peru

[Merritt]

There was a monkey from Peru
Who was an expert in Kung Fu

[sully]

There was a monkey from Peru
Who was an expert in Kung Fu
He could break wood with his head

[Merritt]

There was a monkey from Peru
Who was an expert in Kung Fu
He could break wood with his head
At least that's what he said

[Mr. Nobody]

there was a young man from the coast,

[Gog]

there was a young man from the coast
who waited anxiously for the post
It arrived in a boat

[Winnie57]

Originally Posted by Merritt

There was a monkey from Peru
Who was an expert in Kung Fu
He could break wood with his head
At least that's what he said
But I heard he used rotten bamboo

There was a young man from the coast
who waited anxiously for the post
It arrived in a boat

[Merritt]

There was a young man from the coast
who waited anxiously for the post
It arrived in a boat
That was barely afloat

[Mr. Nobody]

there came a young man from Nantucket

[sully]

There was a young man from the coast
who waited anxiously for the post
It arrived in a boat
That was barely afloat
And the Captain i think was a ghost





There came a young man from Nantucket
who wore a hat shaped like a bucket

[Gog]

There came a young man from Nantucket
Who used to go poo in a bucket

[sully]

There came a young man from Nantucket
who wore a hat shaped like a bucket
His coat was a bin bag

[Gog]

There came a young man from Nantucket
Who used to go poo in a bucket
His coat was a bin bag
And he wiped his arse with a rag

[sully]

There came a young man from Nantucket
Who used to go poo in a bucket
His coat was a bin bag
And he wiped his arse with a rag
This poem is crap..oh fcuk it

[sully]

I hope this poem turns out better

[sully]

I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta

[Merritt]

I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta
Dave said, 'Wot, me?'

[sully]

I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta
Dave said, 'Wot, me?'
"yes Dave, a line or 3"

[Merritt]

I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta
Dave said, 'Wot, me?'
"yes Dave, a line or 3"
'OK, but let me finish this feta'

[sully]

Originally Posted by Merritt

I hope this poem turns out better
We need a line from David guetta
Dave said, 'Wot, me?'
"yes Dave, a line or 3"
'OK, but let me finish this feta'