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Old 27th August 2007, 12:31
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Ok we've had "how do you want to die" type threads, but later how do you want your sorry ass to be disposed of ?

I would like to be vaporised in a nuclear explosion, but I admit that's not very likely.
Whatever it is I want nothing left, don't like the idea of a future Tony Robinson (git) digging me up in a thousand years and playing with my bones
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Old 27th August 2007, 12:37
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I'd like to be thrown from a helicopter into the heart of an active volcano. Either that, or have my ashes scattered somewhere windswept and beautiful, on land but within blowing distance of the sea.
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Old 27th August 2007, 13:59
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Buried at sea or a woodland burial.
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Old 27th August 2007, 14:03
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I've actually arranged for this.Shallow grave as well please.
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Old 27th August 2007, 16:00
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stuffed!

honestly don't really care afetr all i'll be dead!
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Old 27th August 2007, 16:06
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Anyone seen the end of the movie Sunshine? Thats a pretty good way to die and be disposed of!
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Old 27th August 2007, 16:13
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I'd like to be thrown from a helicopter into the heart of an active volcano. Either that, or have my ashes scattered somewhere windswept and beautiful, on land but within blowing distance of the sea.
^^Have 'em scatterd on Islay!
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Old 27th August 2007, 16:14
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I have already bought my plot, I'm getting buried, can't stand cremations
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Old 27th August 2007, 16:34
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^^Have 'em scatterd on Islay!
^ Funnily enough, I was thinking somewhere along the west coast of Scotland. (My parent have a house a bit further north, near Kyle of Lochalshe, so I know the area quite well; it's a stunning part of the world .)

Yeah, i'm not too keen on the cremation part either, but the idea of being scattered into the wind appeals to me, and you can't really have that done if you're still whole...
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Old 27th August 2007, 16:46
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I know it's beautiful there My mum's from Bowmore, I love that island.
It's aslo my daughters middle name - coz thats how much I like it!
I have yet to scatter my mum there tho
she's been in a pot in a carrier bag since 2000
Just can't bring myself to go there now.

(crap daughter alert)
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Old 27th August 2007, 19:24
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To be carried away to a remote tribe of people that believe in eating the dead remains of white westerners.
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Old 27th August 2007, 19:39
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I cant stand the thought of creepy crawlies eating me cos Im terrified of them in life, they give me the willies
When I die i'm getting flown back to the UK and inturned.
Over here you have to renew the plot every 5 years or you get dug up and cremated
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Old 27th August 2007, 21:15
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I wish I could just be buried in the garden or something. I think funerals are upsetting for those left behind to have to arrange. I am dreading the time when I have to arrange someone's funeral. I don't think I'd be able to cope.
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Old 27th August 2007, 21:19
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^^ trust me you'll be able to cope at the time a stregth comes over you and it just happens, I've had to do 2 times and they're not the best things to do , but at the end of the day If you know your doing the best for them that you can there's nothing to worry about.
As for getting buried in the garden you can actually do that!, as long as it doesn't interupt the water table.
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Old 27th August 2007, 21:20
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God I'm morbid
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Old 28th August 2007, 01:23
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^^ trust me you'll be able to cope at the time a stregth comes over you and it just happens, I've had to do 2 times and they're not the best things to do , but at the end of the day If you know your doing the best for them that you can there's nothing to worry about.
As for getting buried in the garden you can actually do that!, as long as it doesn't interupt the water table.
I really admire your strength Kate but I'm no good at practical things or organising things, and when you're grieving as well it must be much more difficult.

To be honest I really don't care what happens to my remains after my demise. It's up to the people who I leave behind who might want somewhere to come and pay their respects (maybe).
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Old 28th August 2007, 11:44
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I know I'd be dead and all, but I'm not so happy with the idea of worms crawling in and out of every orifice and my brains falling out of my nostrils, so it would have to be cremation for me, to some dramatic Verdi.
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Old 28th August 2007, 18:16
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the worms sound good to me. No preference for burning here. I think I'll go get a tattoo that says 'This body is 100% bio degradable!'
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