Remove a Letter (and make a new version) - Page 2

Dan B · #31 29th January 2013, 21:53

Cum - Ray Winstone finds an "interesting" way to establish himself as "the daddy" while in borstal

Et Carter - an alien travels to Newcastle to avenge the death of his brother

aVoice2use · #32 29th January 2013, 22:07

'.T'

Alien junkie loses his way and cant get by without his little pills!

Kevin Hodge · #33 15th February 2018, 02:07

Coo Runnings

Mesmerising, meditative tale of the first pigeon bobsleigh team, narrated entirely in pigeon and featuring the unmistakable murmurings of Morgan Freebird

Tubbs · #34 15th February 2018, 12:27

Quantum Leak - Sam Beckett travels through time and space, a little bit of wee coming out each time. Oh boy...

Kevin Hodge · #35 15th February 2018, 12:39

^ i recognise this superior craftsmanship, looking at your join date i'm pretty certain i just figured out yr identity. Did you used to hammer me at scrabble?

erm anyway back on

Return O' the Jedi

Han Solo has been frozen in Blarney, Yoda gets banished from the priesthood for undisclosed reasons and Jabba the Hutt meets Leia on Grafton Street right outside of the bar, they share a cigarette while Luke plays the guitar

Tubbs · #36 21st February 2018, 10:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

^ i recognise this superior craftsmanship, looking at your join date i'm pretty certain i just figured out yr identity. Did you used to hammer me at scrabble?

Haha, yeah, that was me! It's nice to see you back, by the way. You've breathed new life into this place for sure

Just realised that it's 'remove a letter' not 'change a letter', doh

The A Tea

BA Baracus, 'Howling Mad' Murdock and co are accused of a crime they didn't commit - making a shitty cuppa - and are locked in a room with only a kettle and some teabags, trying to bring their A game to making a nice cup of PG Tips.

The Naked Che

Che Guevara is brought back from the dead, but is somehow reincarnated as a mockney geezer from Essex who presents cookery programmes in the nude, all while listening to Toploader.

Kevin Hodge · #37 21st February 2018, 12:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tubbs

Haha, yeah, that was me! It's nice to see you back, by the way. You've breathed new life into this place for sure

Just realised that it's 'remove a letter' not 'change a letter', doh

The A Tea

BA Baracus, 'Howling Mad' Murdock and co are accused of a crime they didn't commit - making a shitty cuppa - and are locked in a room with only a kettle and some teabags, trying to bring their A game to making a nice cup of PG Tips.

The Naked Che

Che Guevara is brought back from the dead, but is somehow reincarnated as a mockney geezer from Essex who presents cookery programmes in the nude, all while listening to Toploader.

yeh but strict adherence to the rules wouldve meant no quantum leak, who is THAT good for?

i was going to ask about your tea making protocols but after reading that evocation of jamie oliver, toploader n all, NOTHING MATTERS

but the game must go on

Jurassic Ark

dinosaurs
flood
Park gets turned into a combination theme-park/cruise-liner, and a reality show is made out of the bickering staff behind the scenes
Samuel L jackson wins an oscar after delivering some particularly strong lines as the ships captain -

"GET these muh-fuggen liopleurodons OFF my godam ship"

and

"SAY DNA AGAIN! SAY! DNA! AGAIN!"

(oh and thanks for egging me on

)

Kevin Hodge · #38 24th February 2018, 21:27

red hat

arnold schwarzenegger is a tough russian cop who comes to new york to try to find the perfect accessory to complete his outfit. features the iconic changing room montage to end all montages

Schmosby · #39 24th February 2018, 23:44

The Pubic Enemy - The emotional story of one woman's battle with crabs

30 - A force of 30 men think better of it near the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C.

Field of Drams - Kevin Costner gets bladdered in Scotland.

The Dark Night - After the light day...came the dark night.

anxiouslondoner · #40 24th February 2018, 23:59

The Ion King
Disney musical about a supercharged particle that would rule Africa.

Batma
Bruce Wayne's mother somehow survives, and decides to fight crime on the streets of Gotham City

Sven
A Swedish detective tracks down a deadly serial killer

Finding Neo Keanu Reeves is lost underwater in this Disney classic

anxiouslondoner · #41 25th February 2018, 00:04

Rainspotting The adventures of a group of heroin addicts but this time set in Manchester.

Kevin Hodge · #42 25th February 2018, 00:15

I pretty much need to watch finding neo right now

Kevin Hodge · #43 25th February 2018, 00:51

star wars episode 2 - attack of the cones

euclid, rene descartes and fermat struggle to get ewan mcgregor through the elementary geometry component of his jedi training

Schmosby · #44 25th February 2018, 01:29

Black Panter - One man's crusade to lick the gusset of every pair of black pants in Torbay and surrounding.

Back Panther - The touching coming of age story of a child born with a conjoined panther.

Kevin Hodge · #45 25th February 2018, 02:14

Toy Tory

Buzz, Woody and the gang have their loyalties tested by the arrival of a charismatic and manipulative new doll called Treeza Mae, who tries to cover the dolls house with flammable cladding and is only stopped when a radicalised action man called Cor Bin crashes a lego airplane into her ivory tower. This controversial film has been used as recruitment propaganda in council estates all over northern england

anxiouslondoner · #46 25th February 2018, 14:15

The Fat and the Furious
An angry, morbidly obese cop tries to stop a gang of highjackers something something racecars something. (OK I mighta lost interest towards the end there)

Kevin Hodge · #47 25th February 2018, 14:27

I'm ^ loving these xD

The Princess Ride - blue movie, epic young cast

Bi - Tom Hanks puts a coin into an old arcade machine which grants his wish to become Ambisextrous

anxiouslondoner · #48 25th February 2018, 15:17

The Dawn of The Dad "when hell is full, the dads will walk the Earth!"
A group of feral manparents wander around aimlessly, telling cringeworthy jokes and trying to stop anyone going out dressed like that.

Kevin Hodge · #49 25th February 2018, 21:32

Onan the Barbarian - Biblical tale of an ancient austrian bodybuilder and his quest to invent masturbation so he could quickly name it after himself

anxiouslondoner · #50 26th February 2018, 06:48

Sow White - The evil queen's most beautiful pig escapes to the forest and lives with a group of seven dwarves.

anxiouslondoner · #51 26th February 2018, 09:32

The West Wig
A comedy series about the staff of an incompetent president with a ludicrous hairpiece.

Auby · #52 26th February 2018, 10:54

EstEnders - Soap opera following the trials and tribulations of the most pretentious and fashionable residents of the Bastille district in Paris.

Question Tim - Members of the public ask Tim why he has forsaken them, why Britain is a bit shit, etc.

The Walton - Psychological thriller chronicling the violent destruction of a family in rural Virginia. Who will be the last Walton standing in this brutal fight to the death, John Boy or Mary Ellen?

Kevin Hodge · #53 26th February 2018, 17:42

The NeverEnding Tory - set in a universe where Margaret Thatcher is on her 11th term

genovese · #54 27th February 2018, 00:49

Oldfinger - Dr Auric's bawdy adventures set in a 1970's Gynecologist clinic. A Peter Rogers Production.

Auby · #55 27th February 2018, 07:19

Ra C. Nesbitt - An ancient Egyptian sun god wreaks havoc on the streets of Glasgow.

Breking Bad - A high school chemistry teacher diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer turns to manufacturing and selling Ready Brek in order to secure his family's future.

Beaking Bad - Big Bird is diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer and turns to manufacturing and selling methamphetamine in order to become the biggest drug lord on Sesame Street.

Breaking Ba - A Welsh sheep farmer diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer turns to manufacturing and selling strong cider in order to secure his family's future.

Braking Bad - Richard Hammond is diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer and turns to high stakes illegal street racing in order to secure his family's future.

Kevin Hodge · #56 2nd March 2018, 01:12

^ enjoyed those alternative universe breaking bads, starring, respectively

byron cranston
brine canton
biden scranton
and crying branston

star wars episode 4: a new hop

luke, han and leia get together to create a totally new beer unlike any the galaxy has ever seen, but are thwarted at every turn by the emperor and darth budweiser who are ever aided by the Dark Side of Lager

Mr. Nobody · #57 2nd March 2018, 22:42

Alie - in space, no one can hear you tell fibs,

Sigourney Weaver has a dark,untold secret,
This lying beeatch deceives the entire crew of the Nostromo,
Even when the crew are dead and she's alone in an escape pod, she still doesn't fess-up.

Oh feck, should have had those last 2 lines in a spoiler :-/

Kevin Hodge · #58 3rd March 2018, 12:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasco Da Gama

Alie - in space, no one can hear you tell fibs,

Sigourney Weaver has a dark,untold secret,
This lying beeatch deceives the entire crew of the Nostromo,
Even when the crew are dead and she's alone in an escape pod, she still doesn't fess-up.

Oh feck, should have had those last 2 lines in a spoiler :-/

lol xD

anxiouslondoner · #59 4th March 2018, 13:58

Baby Drier He stole the wrong car... now he teaches junior swimming lessons for the mob!

Chess&Junkfood · #60 4th March 2018, 16:08

One with the wind - A story about true love and flatulence. Also Clark Gable really doesn't give a damn about the smell.

Aging Bull - Watch an aging arthritic bull stroll through a china shop without causing any breakages.

Rainspotting - If you like rain, then you will love this film. It has drizzle, it has showers. There***8217;s even the occasional downpour.