What would make you feel better right now..? - Page 107

Pandapop · #**3181** 12th July 2017, 23:19

Mc Donald's chocolate milkshake

Fluorescent Grey · #**3182** 15th July 2017, 22:41

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Jesus breakdancing on water, because walking on water was one of his super powers or something. I want to believe but it seems ****ing unlikely doesn't it? Some hippy on a ****ing donkey telling people that they should try to get along with each other and not be such ****ing *****. That's my understanding of Christianity anyway. Next week I shall explain Islam. Beards and misogyny, that's it basically isn't it? And then I shall go on to explain other religions like Sikhism. **** knows what that's about but they're very hairy because god really gives a shit about personal grooming. You'd think he'd have other things on his mind. Is there any religion I haven't insulted yet? Jews! I haven't insulted jews yet! God hates foreskins but seems to love those stupid ****ing curly sideburns. What is it with foreskins? Praise the Lord! Who made us all in his image. But we should interfere with children's penises because that's not ****ing weird or anything. I hope I'm not sounding prejudiced against any religion because I'm trying to sound prejudiced against every religion. And yes I'll regret saying all this in the morning but religion teaches forgiveness and love, and I'm sure no-one will ever take these peaceful teachings and use them to justify prejudice and hatred.

Sorry. I didn't mean to sound like a militant atheist because I hate those pricks too. I think I basically hate anyone who thinks that they have all the answers, whether it's the pope or Richard Dawkins. Of course, atheists don't practice any sort of genital mutilation, and when someome doesn't want to cut off a child's labia or foreskin then you think "Yeah! We have so much in common, let's get drunk, give each other handjobs and then never talk to each other again because of the embarrassment we'd both feel when we woke up in the morning." Religion is a complicated subject is what I'm saying.

Clementine · #**3183** 16th July 2017, 17:23

Someone who could help me through these episodes

Indigo_ · #**3184** 16th July 2017, 17:35

A whole heap of things I can't have right now.

newbs16 · #**3185** 17th July 2017, 03:12

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Originally Posted by BigHeavy10

Stronger pain relief.

Will they give you stronger pain killers. I'm sorry to hear you're suffering so much, I hope things improve soon.

flumpsy · #**3186** 18th July 2017, 13:12

Not being blocked in again

PIC REMOVED

I may just cycle to my meeting if its not gone by the time I need to leave, I just wish people would think about other people more. I think it may be a tradesperson sorting out the flat between the old and new tennants but it shouldnt be my job to figure this out should it, I am getting more and more like victor meldrew each day

Merritt · #**3187** 18th July 2017, 13:20

^ What goes through their mind? 'I'll just park here.'

flumpsy · #**3188** 18th July 2017, 13:30

^ The term blissfully unaware springs to mind.

Oddity · #**3189** 18th July 2017, 13:39

I love the way they parked so none of you can get out

Clementine · #**3190** 18th July 2017, 16:14

Someone to treat me really ****ing badly

Jam · #**3191** 18th July 2017, 16:15

^ I should give you my mum's phone number.

south · #**3192** 18th July 2017, 16:45

Some galaxy ripples to dip into my tea... yum

Merritt · #**3193** 19th July 2017, 14:19

For my heart to be capable of more than an empty rattle.

flumpsy · #**3194** 19th July 2017, 14:22

^ [bro hug with minimal contact]
Although have you tried clogging it up with fatty deposits ? It sill stop the rattle.

A Whimsical Stranger · #**3195** 19th July 2017, 15:38

An explanation.

Silent Ninja · #**3196** 25th July 2017, 20:32

More free time.

Silent Ninja · #**3197** 25th July 2017, 20:33

And a massive lottery win of course.

Clementine · #**3198** 28th July 2017, 16:30

For summer to come back. It's grey and raining here, it feels like Autumn.
I love Autumn, I'm not done with Summer yet though

Merritt · #**3199** 28th July 2017, 16:43

Yet another nap.

girlinterrupted · #**3200** 28th July 2017, 16:45

A working toilet,an en suite,a sedative. All three would be grand.

Clementine · #**3201** 29th July 2017, 08:23

Being able to beat this ****ing Family Guy level

And world peace.

Oddity · #**3202** 30th July 2017, 14:14

A neck massage

Mo34 · #**3203** 30th July 2017, 18:39

A fresh start.

flumpsy · #**3204** 30th July 2017, 19:08

^ I am so with you on this. Personally I dont want to undo what I have done and start again I am proud of a lot of it, I just want to draw a line underneath and start afresh without the constant reminders.

If I find the method to achieve this I will let you know

kirbycrackle · #**3205** 30th July 2017, 21:26

Something to hope for. Anything would do.

Silent Ninja · #**3206** 30th July 2017, 21:45

^ + 1 to that.

newbs16 · #**3207** 30th July 2017, 21:45

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Originally Posted by Animal mother

Something to hope for. Anything would do.

Silent Ninja · #**3208** 30th July 2017, 21:46

Still could do with more time, maybe I should look for an alternative to sleep that could add a few hours to ever day.

flumpsy · #**3209** 30th July 2017, 22:16

As available in the minutes of our clique meeting I am with newbs, whatsistits and ninja. A reason to be motivated, to live, to bother. everything is just a pain in the arse without it.

Even if its a negative motivation or something you would never intentionally impose on yourself. I never realised how much motivation the dreaded staff that I feared at times gave me to actually keep my own life on track.

Please dont quote

A Whimsical Stranger · #**3210** 30th July 2017, 22:35

Knowing what would make me feel better right now.