Object Game

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

send it in the post to someone,
send it in the post to yourself
cut it up and stick it to paper to make a picture



A Turkey

chase it
catch it
kill it
pluck it
stuff it
cook it
and then eat it
unless you're a veggie then you'd set it free to get eaten by a fox


a banana

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

i think your only ment to have three things you can do with the object!

peel it
eat it
stamp on it



BUBBLE

Originally Posted by kate

i think your only ment to have three things you can do with the object!

peel it
eat it
stamp on it



BUBBLE

okay okay bite my bum!

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

Originally Posted by aidan

okay okay bite my bum!

did it:D

Originally Posted by kate

did it:D

you horror!that wasn't my bum!

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

now Mr you gonna answer my object or what


BUBBLE

pop it!
pop it!
pop it!



an ice cube

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

stick it down someones back
stick it in my belly button
suck it



STAPLE

[Winnie57]

Staple someone's lips together
Staple unwanted bills together
Eat nothing else but staples - so you are on a staple diet

Swivel chair?

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

sit on it
spin on it
give rides on it



plug?

stick it in a socket
stand on it
change the fuse in it



my head?

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

ermm,

spam it
nutt it
prod it
(was all i could think of )


SAUSAGE

[Winnie57]

Fry it
Grill it
Measure it

A cricket ball

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

bounce it off my face
drop it on my head from a great hight
lob it through my horrid neighbours window:D



budgie?

you cant stuff it
stick it in a cage
say who's a pretty boy then




set of false teeth

[Winnie57]

Put them on the boss's chair at work so they bite her bottom
put them in your cat to scare the neighbour's dog
Give them to your granny when she's lost hers


A mobility scooter

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

have a race on it
customise it
chase little kids with it


IRON

[ShyDoll]

Iron clothes,
Iron out posters,
Throw it at someone

Carton of milk

[Winnie57]

Make a blancmange
Take it to the pub with you if you're Teetotal
Wrap it up in November and give it to your boss for Christmas to show your appreciation of her sympathetic attitude to staff


A hammock

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

lay in it
swing in it
catapoult people from it



CRAB STICK

[Winnie57]

Use it as bait to catch a crab
Use it as a dip stick with a dip
Hang it from the ceiling and see if you can eat it without using your hands


An electric fan

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

tie robbons on it
stick my finger in it
cool myself with it



MOUSE MAT

see if s**t will stick to it
tie ribbons on and watch them flap about
use to defrost the freezer





a mars bar

[ShyDoll]

Try to bite all the chocolate off it
Deep-fry it
Give it to someone as a ickle present =)

Some vaseline

[rose]

put it on your lips to stop them chaffing
put it around your eyebrows if you want to dye them (neve done this myself!)
rub yourself in it and swim across the atlantic, naked

A jar of marmite

[rose]

put it on your lips to stop them chaffing
put it around your eyebrows if you want to dye them (neve done this myself!)
rub yourself in it and swim across the atlantic, naked

A jar of marmite

[Winnie57]

How weird that Kate and Aidan both answered the fan question at the same time and both suggested tying ribbons to the fan

Jar of Marmite

Smear all over your face and let a dog lick it off
Make a beefy hot drink by adding hot water to some of it
Carry it around with you so you can keep dipping your finger into it for a tasty snack

An apple

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

i didn't even notice that winnie!!!!

An Apple


eat it
cook it
stuff it and bake it


glasses case

[Winnie57]

Keep glasses in it
Keep glasses in after you've broken them until you can get them mended
Keep as spare in case you buy some glasses from the Pound shop when you've lost or broken your expensive ones.


Lump of coal