Object Game

[Winnie57]

Use it to measure the viscosity of a fluid
Give it to your dad for Christmas
Perform experiments with it


A santa hat

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

come down on christmas morning wearing nothing but it

keep my spuds in it

put a snooker ball in the end and beat someone really horrid with it


glass place mat?

[Winnie57]

Smash it when you're in a temper
Use it to rest on when drawing
Use it to patch up a broken window


A cigarette butt

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

mix it in the contence of a pasty, cook it and give it to someone to eat i really didn't like

see how far i could flick it once i'de finished smoking the cigarette

keep it if i wished to stop smoking to remind me how nasty they smell


a mouldy mince pie

[Winnie57]

Give it to an unwelcome visitor and then say when they've taken a bite out of it: "Oh dear, sorry that's an old one. I forgot."
Keep it in a box and see how much mold you can grow on it.
Eat it to make yourself ill when you want a day off work.


A limp lettuce

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

peel off the outside leaves and hopefuly find some fresher ones inside

chop it up and put it inside your kebab/burger...Mac donalds& burger king do as do the local kebab shop

hurl it at someone i really dislike (aka No.10 across the road from me)


a toy clown

[pjarnfield]

Buy it someone for Christmas

Play with it

Sell it on eBay





A Tennis Racquet

[Winnie57]

Pretend it's a guitar and strum it while singing
See how many bounces you can bounce a tennis ball off it
Give it to Tim Henman for Christmas


A hair ribbon

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

put it in one of my daughters hair
tie it round one of my cats necks to make them look stupid
use it as an alternative shoe lace


A BIRO

[Winnie57]

Write your life story with it until it runs out
Step on it when you leave it on the floor (as I often do!)
Take the middle out and use it as a pea shooter


An empty ice cream carton

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

wash it out and freeze some home made stew in it for another day (my nan did that)

stand a plant pot in it to hold the water ( nan did that too)

keep small odd and ends in it ( Ooh look kates mad nan did that also)


kirby grip

[Winnie57]

^ Kate's nan sounds a very resourceful person

Keep your hair out of your eyes with it
Clean your fingernails with it
Use it to keep important papers tidy


A large pebble

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

polish it and put it on display

use it as a paperweight

use it as a door stop.



An old £5 note

[Winnie57]

Frame it for prosperity
Give it to a beggar
Change it for a new one



A glass of water?

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

drop a goldfish in it

put a flower in it

put it in the freezer to see if it cracks whilst freezing



a brilo pad

[Winnie57]

1. Use it in the bath for an intensive exfoliator
2. See how many fragments you can rip it up into for an exercise of dexterity
3. Suspend it from the doorway on a length of string for your cat to play with


A well-chewed piece of chewing gum?

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

put it on the seat of someone you don't like so it sticks to their clothes

or stick it in their hair

use it as blu tak when you've run out



A USED TEABAG

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

use it for bedding in a hamsters cage

put it on a lead and take it for a walk

put it on a guy and burn it


A MILK BOTTLE TOP

[Winnie57]

Recycle it and do your bit to save the environment

Use it in a collage to represent a planet or the moon

Bake it in a cake and give the piece containing it to your worst enemy so they get a horrible surprise when they bite into it


A reel of cotton

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

i could finger knit with it

i could floss my teeth with it

i could wrap it round and round a cardboard ring and make a mini pom-pom



A JUG

[Winnie57]

Use it as a chamber pot when you get caught short in the night
Put some lovely flowers in it

Fill it with home-made lemonade and have a garden party

A holey sock

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

fill it with pot purie (how ever you spell it) and hang it in a cupboard

use it as a mini hanging basket

use it to strain my vegtables whilst camping


a single staple

[Winnie57]

1. Eat it as part of your staple diet
2. Keep it in a matchbox until you need it
3. Sterilise it and get a splinter out of your skin with it


A copy of the Daily Sport

[Winnie57]

Decorate your wall with it
Use it as a guide to a fancy dress costume
Make a kilt out of it


A peacock feather