10 beard pic game

Kevin Hodge · #1 14th April 2018, 23:02

within this beard game there will be sub-topics, such as messy, short, bad, neat, fabulous, what-have-you

for each sub-topic, ten beard pics must be posted before moving onto the next topic

feel free of course to accompany your beard pic with any necessary analysis/self-expression

for the first sub-topic i would like to chose "bad beards". i am listening to wagner on youtube and there is a picture of him...its truly one of the worst beards i've seen, its a lot like if my beard had a stroke and sagged away from my face by several all-important inches. nice tunes wagner, but get a fcking grip

so yeah, look at wagners bad beard, and post a bad beard pic of yr own

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anxiouslondoner · #2 15th April 2018, 02:48

^ that's "oh no my fake beard has fallen off, good thing it's firmly attached round my ears by elastic"

Kevin Hodge · #3 15th April 2018, 22:08

2. david evilhoof's dark soul patch ; /

Kevin Hodge · #4 15th April 2018, 22:09

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Originally Posted by anxiouslondoner

^ that's "oh no my fake beard has fallen off, good thing it's firmly attached round my ears by elastic"

it looks really suspect dunnit, almost like the beard version of a combover

Kevin Hodge · #5 17th April 2018, 10:49

3. weak

In 2011 there was an explosion in the Gillette factory serving Glasgow. After a couple of days a lot of our women looked like this

Tubbs · #6 17th April 2018, 11:11

4. All the hair on his head has slid down onto his neck and jowls

Kevin Hodge · #7 18th April 2018, 13:11

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Originally Posted by Tubbs

4. All the hair on his head has slid down onto his neck and jowls

i feel terrible for saying this but he could as easily be a serial killer or just a vegan

actually that didn't feel terrible at all

Kevin Hodge · #8 18th April 2018, 13:13

5. white tache, black stubble

Kevin Hodge · #9 25th April 2018, 21:54

6. so bad it's good. yet also still bad

if i was self employed i'd probably have a go at this one

Mr. Nobody · #10 27th April 2018, 12:44

^
some bald dude's just been rimming an elephant

I can totally see a whole group of those guys in Star Trek, like a tribe on a planet, "captain, we are the Pachirims, welcome to our planet"

anyhoo,.
I've never liked Corbyn-type beards,
they just seem so limp and wishy-washy,
is it a beard,? is it stubble got out of hand,? is it neck hair migrating slowly to face,? sort it out

Kevin Hodge · #11 27th April 2018, 13:46

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Originally Posted by Vasco Da Gama

^
some bald dude's just been rimming an elephant

I can totally see a whole group of those guys in Star Trek, like a tribe on a planet, "captain, we are the Pachirims, welcome to our planet"

anyhoo,.
I've never liked Corbyn-type beards,
they just seem to limp and wishy-washy,
is it a beard,? is it stubble got out of hand,? is it neck hair migrating slowly to face,? sort it out

i think that would have to be the old star trek, don't think they'd get away with pronouncing that word nowadays

i do think corbyns beard helps him attract the vagrant demographic. if not their votes

Franz of Franzylvania · #12 27th April 2018, 19:29

8.

Franz of Franzylvania · #13 27th April 2018, 19:36

9. The "That's when you had the beard"

Kevin Hodge · #14 14th May 2018, 11:28

10.

this beard is bad, because its on fire

i've never set my beard on fire, i suppose at some point i should

Kevin Hodge · #15 14th May 2018, 11:29

ok next beard topic is just BIG BEARD. here to kick us off is brian blessed whose visage is festooned in much the same way as a centaurs cock

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