Small things that annoy you (3)

[Omar Little]

^But the tags never open right, it makes me irate that i angrily tear a dirty great big bread slice-sized hole in the side of the bag!

[Amber Fyre]

Originally Posted by Omar Little

^ Sorry

I knew it was you! How many times do I have to tell you, sealed cookies are happy cookies

[Omar Little]

^I care not for the mental well-being of the cookies, soft or hard they are only going to end up being fished out of my tea, why give them false hope?

[Amber Fyre]

You're a monster

[Omar Little]

^My cookies aren't as cute looking, so it is easier to neglect them, i get gormless Manc cookies like these:

btw that cookie of yours is ginormous.

[azura]

Passive aggressive twats.
Those who say things they know will hurt you - but under the guise of being a nice, misunderstood person. Then they throw a bit of sulking in, when you pull them up on it. Then, apparently, I'm the bitch.

[black_mamba]

^omg I was about to type "passive aggressive" behaviour just now. Freaky.

I honestly think half the time these twats think they're being sly but they're so obvious. Wish people would be more direct.

[azura]

^Oooh, we share a brain. Can I have my bit back now?

[azura]

^ What nonsense?

[black_mamba]

Originally Posted by azura

^Oooh, we share a brain. Can I have my bit back now?

We can be conjoined twins if you don't mind sharing a brain.

[azura]

^ Ahh, then you're lucky. I have to live with her.

[azura]

^ Yep, she has a cold and I'm the worst mother in the world cos I won't pander to her every whim. Bad me.

[azura]

Originally Posted by black_mamba

We can be conjoined twins if you don't mind sharing a brain.

Excellent. I'm pretty sure you must have a more exciting life than me. So I'll just go along for the ride.

[black_mamba]

Originally Posted by azura

Excellent. I'm pretty sure you must have a more exciting life than me. So I'll just go along for the ride.

Shit. I was hoping I could ride along with you. I'm pretty depressed these days so my life's no fun, but sometimes I get to chase llamas around a field. Can you use a lasso?

[azura]

Originally Posted by black_mamba

Shit. I was hoping I could ride along with you. I'm pretty depressed these days so my life's no fun, but sometimes I get to chase llamas around a field. Can you use a lasso?

I'll even get myself a cowboy hat. x

[MLP James]

Originally Posted by black_mamba

Shit. I was hoping I could ride along with you. I'm pretty depressed these days so my life's no fun, but sometimes I get to chase llamas around a field. Can you use a lasso?

Now I'm sad too.

[black_mamba]

^Don't absorb my sadness, then there will be two saddos here.

^ Mamba depressed?!

Say it aint so! Whatever's the matter?

A million things m'dear. Mostly depression, money problems, family problems, friend problems. The usual. And to top it all off I saw an old video of myself recently (for a class I did about film making) and I looked like an absolute twat in it. The camera really exaggerated all my shitty physical features, it made me look like a crack addict.

Originally Posted by azura

I'll even get myself a cowboy hat. x

A really big one for both our heads.

[iTz0kt0Bu]

Originally Posted by black_mamba

^Don't absorb my sadness, then there will be two saddos here.



A million things m'dear. Mostly depression, money problems, family problems, friend problems. The usual. And to top it all off I saw an old video of myself recently and I looked like an absolute twat in it.



A really big one for both our heads.

That made me laugh Share the vid Mamba.

[black_mamba]

No chance.

[MLP James]

Originally Posted by black_mamba

^Don't absorb my sadness, then there will be two saddos here.

Sorry, I can't control my empathy, if mamba feels bad, I feel bad.

Someone as great as you shouldn't have to deal with so much.

[black_mamba]

^That's a very nice thing to say thank you. Although, life is not fair and problems won't ever stop appearing....I was actually getting good at dealing with them but now I've just become grumpy and tired. Maybe because I haven't exercised properly in months I've turned into a grumpy old shit.

[MLP James]

^^ Old?! Why do you keep thinking that you're old? 30 is not old, you've got so much time to do so many things, and I know that you will. I wish that you could just take a break, go on holiday for like... a month, but I know that you can't.

I'm really bad at giving advice, at times like this I usually think 'what would black_mamba say?'

[black_mamba]

^I wish I could go on holiday, bloody hell do I need one. Luckily my mum has paid to take me on holiday in November.

I meant old in the sense that my body feels old (got some physical health problems that are bugging me, forgot to mention those). The thing is I don't really want to "do" anything, I just want to survive and be happy. Simple really. Achievements are overrated.

I know the feeling about seeing yourself on video/pics where you look horrific and you wonder how the **** you ever thought you had a somewhat pleasing face!

Yep, wtf! I know I'm very plain/average looking but this video was horrific, it really exaggerated all my "weird" features and made me look like a ogre. This isn't self-deprecation or fishing for compliments in case this is misconstrued. I normally look very plain/acceptable in photos but this was crazy ugly.

So yes, small things that annoy me? Accidentally seeing shit videos of myself.

[MLP James]

^ That's good, I hope you can relax for once. Can you say where you're going?

I feel like that too sometimes, my knees hurt when I stand up sometimes. That's definitely not true about you not wanting to do anything, I know you've still got a lot of things to do. You still want to finish your graphic novel don't you?

I think you look great, and no, I'm not just saying that.

[black_mamba]

Want to borrow my zimmer frame?

I'm not really bothered about the graphic novel too much anymore, it's not worth stressing myself out about stuff like that when I'm unwell. I'll get back to it when I'm better.

[MLP James]

I have my own, thank you very much.
I think it's because I sit with my legs crossed all the time, my knees are usually bent.

That's probably for the best, but I know that you will finish it, even if it takes some time, and I'll be the first to buy it.

[Progress]

Originally Posted by black_mamba

Yep, wtf! I know I'm very plain/average looking but this video was horrific, it really exaggerated all my "weird" features and made me look like a ogre. This isn't self-deprecation or fishing for compliments in case this is misconstrued. I normally look very plain/acceptable in photos but this was crazy ugly.

Of course it is, what else is it?

You happen to be very attractive. Someone was saying that you shouldn't form opinions about yourself I think.

[black_mamba]

^You've not seen my face in person Progress, nor seen anything other than the most flattering photos of me. I'm plain at best. This video was really bad. It highlighted certain features I've always had people comment on in the past.

But yes, it's pretty inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

[Progress]

Originally Posted by black_mamba

^You've not seen my face in person Progress, nor seen anything other than the most flattering photos of me. I'm plain at best. This video was really bad, no self deprecation whatsoever.

But yes, it's pretty inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

We'll agree to differ

[MLP James]

Originally Posted by black_mamba

^You've not seen my face in person Progress, nor seen anything other than the most flattering photos of me. I'm plain at best. This video was really bad. It highlighted certain features I've always had people comment on in the past.

But yes, it's pretty inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

Now look who's being too hard on themselves, what do you always tell me?

I agree with Progress, I think you're very attractive, I'm not just saying that, I always have thought that.