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Old 10th February 2018, 13:55
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Invent a 'famous' quote, lofty or otherwise :

" he who doeth dishes at dusk, doth not repent as the lark awakens"

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Old 10th February 2018, 14:16
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One who procures many (cheap) garments from Primark,
Must inevitably (then) buy an expensive wardrobe from Ikea.

Alfred J Weldon 1992
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Old 10th February 2018, 16:39
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'Some people don't think sauk be like it is, but it do'

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Old 10th February 2018, 18:18
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'She who darneth her own socks saveth much'

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Old 11th February 2018, 11:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by biscuits2365883
^ omg my seance worked! please tell me you have brought cordyceps back with you, as promised with your two knocks on the wardrobe last night.


Why on earth did you summon me back from my purgatory of late-naughties memes and skittish japery? Dx


It could take me some time to coalesce into a form robust enough to summon the cordyceptic one..gotta shift this hangover, first things first
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Old 11th February 2018, 12:13
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"If you can't say anything nice, you should at least try to be funny." - Anonymous louche
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Old 11th February 2018, 12:39
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"Two's company, three's even worse" - Ian Troverted,
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Old 11th February 2018, 14:14
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"You cannot trust anything you read on an internet forum"
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Old 11th February 2018, 14:42
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' witches float, ***** sink' - Jeremiah the irksome 1422
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Old 12th February 2018, 07:31
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Heads up.....don't look down
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Old 12th February 2018, 10:54
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Violence Begets Violence
~Begets Violence
~Begets Violence

~Begets Violence

~Begets Violence

~Begets Violence

~Begets Violence

~Begets Violence

~Begets Violence



'Man in a Cave' - 478 BC
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Old 12th February 2018, 11:52
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Many a quote
Births an army of sour ripostes some time after, and all but none unspoken
And the guy riposting in his head goes to bed still thinking about it, in the huff
And then farts about on his phone for a bit before crashing out

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Old 12th February 2018, 11:56
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"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't ride a donkey round the aisles of your local Morrisons without an altercation with security" - Mr Argumentative
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Old 12th February 2018, 16:23
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'she who always looks to the sky will forever fly' ~ lamo nowingz-tho
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Old 15th February 2018, 18:23
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"I want to go home, work is horrible and also full of twats." - Lion-o
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Old 16th February 2018, 21:26
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One's morning bowel movements......full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing,

Anthony Worral Thompson 1992
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Old 16th February 2018, 22:35
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Mr. Kipling does like exceedingly young boys,

Operation Yewtree 1993
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Old 17th February 2018, 12:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vasco Da Gama
Mr. Kipling does like exceedingly young boys,

Operation Yewtree 1993


lol, savage
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Old 18th February 2018, 11:46
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If somethings not worth doing don't even bother starting it.

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Old 18th February 2018, 19:09
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This thread reminds me of this bot, on which I've wasted many an hour I should've been doing something better:
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Old 18th February 2018, 21:10
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^ these are grate

edit - just had a go, it's not an AI, its jaden smith

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Old 23rd February 2018, 15:53
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"Einstein does not play dice" - god
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Old 4th March 2018, 16:36
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'The world is made up of two kinds of people; those who actually do something and make a difference, and those who spend all day in their jammies pinning stuff about the first lot on pinterest'

- Ms. I. Ronny
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Old 6th March 2018, 15:20
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'Sooner will a camel pass through the eye of a needle than I watch one episode of "Friends"'

Adolf Hitler
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Old 8th March 2018, 00:40
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"Mmm you can't beat baked beans on toast"

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Old 25th March 2018, 14:59
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"I just the other day got***8230; an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially. They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. You got your youtube...and boobtube...a toothpaste tube"

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Old 27th March 2018, 23:13
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Old 27th September 2018, 00:08
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"Love, peace and unity should be the goals to which everyone aspires to."
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Old 29th November 2018, 22:09
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Old 29th November 2018, 22:11
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"Get to the chopper!"

Mae West
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