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Can't remember the last time I had a decent strawberry.
Those look shite, Boy. I've just had profiteroles with chocolate sauce and a Fry's Turkish delight. |
#903
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Sherbet Dip Dab. Whenever I'm at the shops and I browse the kiddy sweets section, I turn into this.
But I have every right to be in that aisle. I'm a grown man, damnit. I'm a grown man and I want my sherbet. |
#904
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#906
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I'm gonna slurp this shit up slowly and savour every spoonful of it/them. |
#907
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^ I had that for lunch! Minus my rats of course.
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#908
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#909
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^ They look like they're still in their cage to me
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#910
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#911
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I shall keep an eye out for cats in bags
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#912
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That was the plan. "Oh look there's Cairns cat. I shall wallop it with the broom" Then when you're focus is on my cat, I leap out of the food pantry, soup tin in hand and wallop you over the back of the head, and off with our supper we go. |
#913
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^ The food pantry?
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#914
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#915
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^ Like the cupboard with the gas, electric and water meters in?
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#916
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I'd probably wouldn't fit in that even if I removed all of the above. I bet it's a studio with no room to swing a Niobi. |
#917
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It's a 2 bed flat I'll have you know |
#918
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A spare room for me to pop out of then. Much better. |
#919
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#921
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Love escargots with garlic butter. |
#922
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Chicken Madras with pilau rice, midget gems and white chocolate.
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#923
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All I know is that it would deffo taste better than any tinned shit by Heinz. |
#924
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She'd rather sit there in her studio flat that she pretends is a 2 bedroom apartment, alone eating Heinz shite that even her rat's won't touch. |
#925
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I don't recall being offered any of the above Yurts were definitely not mentioned I would like to point out that I only eat soup at work for convenience. It's not something I snack on alone in my made-up two bed flat |
#926
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She said she tried to get you to do a bit of glamping and thought you'd wouldn't do a yurt unless it was ensuite, ffs. |
#927
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#928
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I ain't sharing a bathroom with nobody, nuh-uh
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#930
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Problem solved
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