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Re: tell lies
Sometimes when I'm bored, I will scroll through the members list and randomly select some long abandoned account with like 6 posts from 2009, and I will write something abusive on their visitor message board. It gives me a little thrill I mean who's ever going to know hehehe
This of course is the Tell Lies thread, I'd never actually do anything so silly and immature no way, ask anyone who knows me. |
#334
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Re: tell lies
I love life
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#335
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Re: tell lies
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i keep getting youtube videos i'm watching interrupted by some environmental message/advert about reducing waste...it starts off by saying something like "we all want to save the planet", and in my frustration i find myself shouting "NO I DON'T I HOPE IT GETS ENGULFED WITH FLAMES AND HARD RADIATION" and by the time i click to skip the ad, i feel a bit sad about my utterances :| anyways hope that life becomes more lovable soon, and now that i have said that, only NOW can i switch lie mode back ON /lie mode enabled i like turtles |
#339
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Re: tell lies
Jeremy Corbyn resurrected my hamster.
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#340
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Re: tell lies
I have a snowglobe on my desk, inside which the entire cast of Dad's Army are hiding, miniaturised and in cryogenic suspension, waiting to be summoned back to save England.
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#343
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Re: tell lies
I used to be the pope of Kidderminster. Not many people realise that Kidderminster has its own pope, this is because of a schism with the Catholic Church in 1405 over the rule "thou shalt not wear a sombrero on Thursdays"
I got the job from an ad in the paper, thought it was a paper round. Ended up having to do mass and three exorcisms before I noticed something was wrong. I resigned but they let me keep the hat as a souvenir. |
#351
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Re: tell lies
I've just won 50 million on the lottery and I want to share it with everyone. My phone number is 07549557438967 and if you can do an impression of geldolf saying ' give us your money!' you're in with a share
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#357
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Re: tell lies
I died. No, really, I did die. Like proper death and stuff. But now I'm alive again.
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#358
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Re: tell lies
I'm a carefree cardboard penguin called Raul.
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