Random Thought of the Day

[Grah08]

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
- Howard Aiken

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
- David Friedman

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln

[T]

SALAD CREAM has been a traditional English salad dressing since the 18th century. Recipes exist for a dressing of cooked egg yolks, cream, vinegar, mustard powder, and olive oil in the receipt books of Dr William Kitchiner (1817) and Eliza Acton (1845). Jane Grigson states that Acton's recipe cannot be bettered and "nothing to be ashamed of at all" when compared with mayonnaise.
Bottled salad cream was promoted commercially by the H. J. HeinzCompany in 1925 and soon became popular. It was described by the famous chef Marco Pierre White as "one of the greatest culinary inventions of the 20th century".

[IRIS]

why do I always wake up for a wee at about 2-45pm when sleeping after a night shift, but I don't wake up for a wee at 2-45am after a day shift?

[IRIS]

I am thinking about VW beetles - I love them - I am in love with them. I have them on the wall in my flat , I have models of them. Where did this love come from? My sole ambition in life is to drive and .. OWn one, wow that would be fabto!

[Ruby1]

^ I have been known to set off an alarm or two cause ya just gotsta touch em when ya gets the chance I saw a wellow one today hubba hubba

[IRIS]

Originally Posted by BFG

you on about the old ones or new ones iris?

Could you have been brainwashed by these fun films when younger, i know i was

never ever seen the herbie films

the old ones and the new equally as sexy no , perhaps I wld prefer the old but will never own one coz I am learning auto

[IRIS]

I may have to watch the herbies. Dunno why I never have - I'll give them a try, where do I get them from?

[Ruby1]

^Don't watch goes bananas Iris theres an orrible bit where he falls into the sea and and and i couldn't watch it any further

[IRIS]

*iris checks out ebay 4 cheap herbie films*
seriously tho - I wonder where my beetle obsession came from :?

[Ditherer]

When is the work commencing do you know Sid? Will be some big disruption. Was there the other day. It's such a busy station. Too busy for my liking. I Prefer Snow Hill myself - nice and quiet for the socially anxious. Although it could do with a revamp itself.

[Rosabel]

It's physically impossible to lick your elbow.

Your foot is the same length as the distance between your wrist and your elbow.

Bet you've just tried licking your elbow!

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

Originally Posted by rosabel1972

It's physically impossible to lick your elbow.

Your foot is the same length as the distance between your wrist and your elbow.

Bet you've just tried licking your elbow!

My foot isn't that long!, I just tried it, and so did me other half, his isn't either!

[Rosabel]

Well i got it out of a book. It works with me and lots of other people, honestly.

[OceanChief]

I want to break free.... i want to breeeeak free.....

[Mouse]

Weather forecasts ?

Hoooooo

What are they good for?

Absolutely nothing.

Say it again

[IRIS]

I have scratches on my foot and my lower lip since I have woken up - where have they come from? Be there a stray animal in my flat??

[Peasie]

Originally Posted by IRIS

Be there a stray animal in my flat??

Rover.

[IRIS]

Originally Posted by Peasie

Rover.

what the F**k is he doing here?

[Peasie]

Originally Posted by IRIS

what the F**k is he doing here?

Stalking you - you were the one that was PM-ing him.

[Ruby1]

I just burped and it tastes like nothing on earth

[Peasie]

Why do they ahve to have monitors in Asda with the security cameras pointing down on the bald patch on my head - I had to shave the whole lot off again because I saw myself while wandereing about in their store.

And the camera does lie - there's no way I'm that fat. It was just the jacket I was wearing that made me look that fat. And probably any other jacket I choose to wear will have that effect on the Asda cameras.

[Ditherer]

Hi Sid.

Well it sure is going to cost a fortune. It starts in 2009 I've seen.

Are you a Brummie born and bred sid?
I'm in the Black Country (yo'am this, am ya that) , although from daaawn saarf originally.

Originally Posted by Sid

^I dont reallyknow cos was watching this morning but mom was wittering on about it being a waste of money and should be spent on hospitals and stuff (but shes anti trains cos dad is a trainspotter )So couldnt really hear.

I know its kinda old and manky but I like it as it is....it reminds me of the old Birmingham when I was a kid...the smell and such. I always feel slightly excited when I sit on the platform

[Ruby1]

Theres a baby eating the Argos!

[Rosabel]

Am i the only sad person who has noticed that in catalogues such as Argos, most of the clocks and watches are set at either 10.10 or 1.50?
I have noticed it in other catalogues too. Weird!

[IRIS]

Originally Posted by Peasie

And the camera does lie - there's no way I'm that fat.

you are fairly fat

[IRIS]

I've just bought a foreign pepsi max from the pound shop, it taste kinda funny, a bit bitter :/
It says on it ''maximum chuti''
''maximum smaku - zero cukru'' well at least it aint got any cukru in , I wonder what is making it taste wierd tho.

[Diluted]

Originally Posted by IRIS

you are fairly fat

[IRIS]

aww Peasie - but your bald patch is sexy, i mean that!

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

Katie's random thought for the day is.....

Can you reheat garlic bread in the microwave?

Katie hungy

[Wheelie Bin Bird]

Originally Posted by BFG

No reason why not but won't it go all soggy? I'd bung it in the oven.

YAY a response

But that takes tooooooooooooooooooo long me want food NOW!

you outta bed yet?