This Forum Is Sloooooooww

Sponge · #1 5th January 2010, 17:58

Does anyone else find this forum frustratingly slow? You click on a link and have to wait ages for anything to happen. I've checked my broadband connection its not that.

T · #2 5th January 2010, 18:27

Yep i've noticed recently its becoming abit slow

Kevin Hodge · #3 5th January 2010, 19:36

yeah its been upsetting me a bit lately, although for me "slow" is kinda misleading...its more like it sort of keeps freezing up, and then you go away and start tidying the living room and come back later and its finally come up with the page you were asking for

i ain't bellyaching for the sake of it, i guess its just nice to be among other people suffering from the same problems as me. *passes a bottle round*

Omar Little · #4 5th January 2010, 21:08

it makes my teeth smart when a page won't load.

Rick Sanchez · #5 5th January 2010, 22:08

"oh, bollocks to this" *browses youtube*

^ That is the process I've been going through whenever SA-UK starts lagging up like a bitch.

Kevin Hodge · #6 5th January 2010, 22:09

^^^ closest i've gotten to describing the feeling is that its like someone attaches a bike pump valve to your arteries and just pumps and pumps and pumps

Kevin Hodge · #7 5th January 2010, 22:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godfather

"oh, bollocks to this" *browses youtube*

^ That is the process I've been going through whenever SA-UK starts lagging up like a bitch.

i know i know i know but i'm really jonesing for this place these days.

ever do that spasmic motion where you select sauk from your favourites even when you're already on sauk?

Rick Sanchez · #8 5th January 2010, 22:16

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Originally Posted by seth brundle

ever do that spasmic motion where you select sauk from your favourites even when you're already on sauk?

Indeed.

May I suggest we hold Occultus at gunpoint and demand that he change servers?

Kevin Hodge · #9 5th January 2010, 23:00

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Originally Posted by Godfather

Indeed.

May I suggest we hold Occultus at gunpoint and demand that he change servers?

i fear we'd only learn a little about the extent of his ass-kicking powers

instead, i'm going to hack in and delete everyone's avatar, and all the posts by people i don't like. that should speed things up a little

Warmer · #10 6th January 2010, 03:20

Seems to get a bit slow from 12:30ish onwards. Its a little annoying but nothing too awful.

Medea · #11 6th January 2010, 20:36

It's been slow for me today but I messed about with firefox and it seems a bit faster now. Might be my ISP, it's been a bit shite of late.

Azi · #12 6th January 2010, 20:38

It was pretty slow for me this evening too, but it's suddenly picked up again. So, touch wood and all that jazz.

GhostOnMagneticTape · #13 7th January 2010, 16:47

It's usually server side problems (bandwidth, too many users), I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I hear about people thinking it's their computer hence they do a reformat or reinstalling their operating system.

T · #14 29th January 2010, 17:31

Maybe its my internet but when i tried to post a vid in the music thread it took an age to post just now seems ok for now anyone just had a prob loading sauk about 2/3 mins ago??

no0ne · #15 29th January 2010, 17:34

yep is slow at the moment the new posts button seems to be broken too.

Caribou · #16 29th January 2010, 17:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by T

Maybe its my internet but when i tried to post a vid in the music thread it took an age to post just now seems ok for now anyone just had a prob loading sauk about 2/3 mins ago??

It's not just you. It's being a right royal pain in the arse.

T · #17 29th January 2010, 17:35

phew
~goes to put 50p in the meter~

scratch · #18 29th January 2010, 19:31

In the last few days its been particularly bad between 4:30pm and 5:30pm

Mr_Bean · #19 8th February 2010, 21:09

and for the last hour..

T · #20 8th February 2010, 22:00

the server is really slow and sometimes i can't get it to load plus the time is an hour behind for me at the mo

Brokenx · #21 9th February 2010, 07:43

Yeah the server is very very very very slow its kind of annoying

Between The Bars · #22 9th February 2010, 08:38

if it gets any slower it will be called "stopped":rolleyes:

iloverain · #23 9th February 2010, 10:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brokenx

Yeah the server is very very very very slow its kind of annoying

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryter Layter

if it gets any slower it will be called "stopped":rolleyes:

Welcome to sauk

Ruby1 · #24 9th February 2010, 13:07

^

Warmer · #25 9th February 2010, 19:29

Seems to be particularly slow the past 3 or 4 days.

Kitri · #26 11th February 2010, 16:00

10 seconds turn into 2076 or 35minutes. No kidding, won't let me use 'new posts'

. Nuff said :rolleyes:

Edit: The time is off again, too. Hah, server, just try to pretend the last hour where you've been AWOL didn't exist! You don't fool ME!

Wheelie Bin Bird · #27 11th February 2010, 17:03

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Originally Posted by BFG

it's not slow it's ****ing ********.

i want a refund!

artist23 · #28 11th February 2010, 18:18

while waiting for this site to respond i lost 2 stone, and painted the ceiling.

Kevin Hodge · #29 11th February 2010, 20:43

iloverain · #30 11th February 2010, 20:46

^Indeed......Sort it owwt!