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[Chess&Junkfood]

^^^
Well I think it***8217;s important to hedge your bets Biscuits. My biggest concern is being able to maintain my dignity, while also bowing as low as I can to these new search bot overlords. Although I think it***8217;s achievable in me being able to maintain the respect of others, while also grovelling as low as I can to these new search bot overlords.

As for skype and facebook, I don***8217;t have much knowledge on these bots. Mainly as I don***8217;t use them much. Although the times I have logged onto facebook, their bots seem to know me so well! How these bots are able to know that I like cheap chocolate, pot noodles and inflatable rubber chickens, is a mystery to me.

[AireleeBray]

i had no idea about these bots

[Silent Ninja]

^^^^^ I found the site from the article on BBC.


Or maybe I'm just a bot, I don't really know!

[Sisyphus]

I'm thinking it might be fun to change the t&c so that the bots must not hide and they must have [Bot] as a suffix.

The evil ones will ignore this, reputable search engines do if asked.

Most of the bots will be registered so they can do their evil profiling.


Then we could go fishing.

Or I could get on with the stuff I don't want to do.

ETA: I have added some botbait so I will get some idea.

At first glance though there doesn't seem to be much interest from them.
Perhaps we all sound the same and they think there is only one of us here.
Where is the money in that?

EATAM: Hmm... Nothing interesting at all.
I don't know which is worse, to be stalked by the evil internet or be so uninteresting that they don't want to stalk me.
Time for Plan B.

[newbs16]

Why do I wake up early when I can stay in bed and late when I have to get up!

[Kevin Hodge]

I want a free massage every day, preferably off an east european shot putter lady

[Professor Willow]

I ****ing hate living in this house!

[Blackflies]

Originally Posted by Kooky Monster

I really should apply for a new voluntary position or two, and get the book for my book club read but I just want to play dress up and drink tea with my cats. I hate being an adult.

Maybe you should apply for a new voluntary position as resident mermaid at AquariumsRUs. The cats might want you to bring some friends home though...so let's hope they can read.

[Blackflies]

^ Ha the cat looks more scared than the fish. Funny that.

[Rocket Spud]

Might have to fetch the blanket out tonight, i woke up several times last night having to scrunch into the foetal position to get back to sleep again :/

[Kevin Hodge]

just about to go my 8 mile run. so into it. didnt expect to feel this way, but i see ive just been waiting for this, these big runs. gonna go kick some ass

[Professor Willow]

Normally I really enjoy doing engine rebuilds but the one I am working on at the moment is being a complete pain in the arse and it's even more annoying because I want this one to be perfect.

[Kevin Hodge]

just tracked a parcel on amazon, says its in transit. and im thinking about how it probably, literally, is in a transit

[Kevin Hodge]

i just saw some chick wearing the most scandalous dress i have ever seen

one of many thoughts i had on this topic relates to the vast discrepancy between what is acceptable for men and for women

some of the other thoughts i had were to do with wondering why she was jumping up and down so much, given the, uh, circumstances

obviously i had some other thoughts about other things too, i usually have a lot of thoughts about lots of things. for instance right now i am wondering how it is that i cant even remember what colour the dress was, whats that about?

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Freyja

^ early on set dementia

thats not the conclusion i arrived at

[Dougella]

^ Today I saw a builder with no shirt on, but he was wearing a high vis' vest. He had a 'generous' belly let's say. I don't think I was having the same sorts of thoughts in this situation as you were

[Professor Willow]

My boyfriend is such an asshole

[AireleeBray]

^ sorry to see that hope your ok

[newbs16]

^^ I hope you're okay.

[Kevin Hodge]

Originally Posted by Dougella

^ Today I saw a builder with no shirt on, but he was wearing a high vis' vest. He had a 'generous' belly let's say. I don't think I was having the same sorts of thoughts in this situation as you were

of course, i am sure that you were thinking how great it is that a cuddly guy can show everyone that he can still cut it in a physical job and that he feels no need to hide anything

[kirbycrackle]

Today I narrowly avoided being shat on by two different birds...what does this mean? I must consult the bones.

[Chess&Junkfood]

^^
My initial reaction on reading this was that of the unfeathered kind. Then I thought how interesting those birds sounded. After all, some people pay good money for that to happen. Not that I would know much about such things. I mean, it***8217;s not like I***8217;ve done price comparisons and then haggled on those prices.....

Anyway, moving on

The weather has been great lately. Not too warm. Not too cold. Just right if you ask me. Although a bit dreary I suppose, but I can live with dreary.

[Dougella]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hodge

of course, i am sure that you were thinking how great it is that a cuddly guy can show everyone that he can still cut it in a physical job and that he feels no need to hide anything

Indeed, I'm quite partial to a cuddly guy, but anyway.....

[Kevin Hodge]

^ called it

[Professor Willow]

Originally Posted by AireleeBray

^ sorry to see that hope your ok

Originally Posted by newbs16

^^ I hope you're okay.

Thank you both
I really have come to the end of my tether with his selfish, bratty attitude and the tantrums if he doesn't get his way.
I'm struggling with my own problems at the moment and all he gives a shit about is himself and what he wants.

[Merritt]

^ Like, Saints Row, or Quality Street?

[Merritt]

^ Cor!

[Merritt]

Every time I get to customise a car in a game I end up making it yellow and black, so that'd probably be what I'd get if, you know, I could drive, or had money, or dared to be fabulous in public. A man can dream about his ridiculous yellow car.

[Tom Morello]

Just gonna get one of these on finance tbh. Would cost roughly the same as a 1 bed flat in Oxford but 1000x more fun.

[Tom Morello]