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Old 31st May 2018, 18:27
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Last year, when holidaying in Bavaria, I attended a sausage festival and some clumsy bloke dropped a Stein glass full of beer on my foot. Well, of course I was in agony and let out a prolonged yelp.

Thus resulting in me accidentally and unwittingly coming second place in a yodelling contest.

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Old 31st May 2018, 20:00
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I taught Theresa May to do her gurning face.
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Old 1st June 2018, 17:23
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I just registered for the naked Twister tournament at the UK Games Expo.
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Old 7th June 2018, 21:34
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I lost in a spot-the-differences tournament to Stevie Wonder.
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Old 8th June 2018, 22:00
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My fat, sluggish worm needs worm-loving.
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Old 12th August 2018, 00:38
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I died. No, really, I did die. Like proper death and stuff. But now I'm alive again.
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Old 16th August 2018, 07:03
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I'm a carefree cardboard penguin called Raul.
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Old 30th August 2018, 00:01
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before the permian extinction event, england covered almost half the globe
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Old 20th October 2018, 23:54
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Because of my malleable vocal talent, I have been approached by 20th Century Fox Records to provide 'remastered' vocals for Barry White's back catalogue.
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Old 29th January 2019, 19:20
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i didn't know i had a twin sister until 22
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Old 27th February 2019, 11:30
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The Tina Turner song Steamy Windows is about cooking a Sunday roast.
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Old 7th April 2019, 22:02
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I once invited a towel to a party! It didn't leave the bathroom all night.
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Old 3rd June 2019, 03:17
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I am asleep
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Old 25th June 2019, 18:22
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I would love to attend the event.
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Old 22nd August 2019, 14:33
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My half sister is friendly and makes my life easier.
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Old 22nd August 2019, 17:01
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I live in St Lucia.
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Old 22nd August 2019, 17:41
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I used to be a pirate, but I'm allergic to parrots.
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Old 24th August 2019, 00:05
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I used to be a parrot, but I was allergic to pirates.
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Old 24th August 2019, 00:36
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The title of this thread is wrong. It was supposed to be "tellies", a thread for people to post pictures of their TV set. Damn autocorrect!
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