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Old 14th September 2018, 01:28
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The Jolly Green Giant ate fried lungfish and sweetcorn out of a crevice in his bedroom wall.

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Old 14th September 2018, 18:53
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Geoff the ninja cat
Ate too much tofu and greggs
And became quite fat

(a sentence and a haiku!)

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Old 14th September 2018, 18:55
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^Yay, Geoffu Haiku!

Bennie put on her gloves and satin grumpy pants, for she was a boxer in the body of a clown.

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Old 15th September 2018, 07:41
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A well known mafia hit man was know to fry his own chips whilst scratching his neck.

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Old 24th September 2018, 20:01
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One day I will rob a bank, buy a silver pedalo with a wad of unmarked fivers and float off into the sunset.

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Old 28th September 2018, 02:28
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Employ a slump buster to give you a vigorous seeing to instead of bashing the bishop

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Old 28th September 2018, 13:55
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A brown cow met a lovely vicar for tea and did some admin in his church.

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Old 28th September 2018, 18:46
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Batman and Robin flipped a coin to see which of them would save the cat from up the tree.

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Old 28th September 2018, 19:11
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The curator of the Key Museum was very angry as he had misplaced his keys and couldn't get in.

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Old 30th September 2018, 05:50
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Robert Plant joined the navy and packed a book to read at sea.

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Old 30th September 2018, 06:10
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I listened in rapture as she spoke in French about her hamster.

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Old 30th September 2018, 16:57
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I came in my sock and washed out my mouth with listerine before taking a swim in the ocean.

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Old 1st October 2018, 13:22
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The lonely man was having flashbacks to when he'd punish himself with extreme exercise.

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Old 12th October 2018, 04:43
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The man tried to impress a woman with his knowledge of sandpaper in the hopes of getting a glimpse of her lady cave.

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Old 12th October 2018, 15:30
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My grandfather regaled me with tales of large, strange creatures with tails that were disproportionately long and thin like spaghetti.

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Old 23rd December 2018, 09:14
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The aliens exited their oblong craft wearing khaki coloured spacesuits, presumably to cope with the earth's air and gravity.

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Old 22nd January 2019, 04:51
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The chameleon sniper changed colour to match the lighthouse he was hiding in and shot a bullet straight at Captain Birdseye's ship.

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Old 28th January 2019, 20:03
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The gondola ride all alone was too much for the melancholy panda, and he hurled himself into the canal.

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Old 28th January 2019, 20:45
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During a bout of ennui, I asked my Facebook friends to pray for my liver as it was possessed by angry demons.

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Old 31st January 2019, 19:09
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Damien Hirst's pickled shark exhibit just made me gloomy and bored.

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Old 4th February 2019, 08:23
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The volcano Krakatoa blew its top and rained horseshoe shaped sausage meat.

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Old 5th February 2019, 16:07
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Bob decided to stroke an unamused angry cat, he tried to appease it by giving it a carrot and dancing to Night Fever.

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Old 7th April 2019, 22:14
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The Pigeon was last seen flying in a cupboard to survive the Tornado.

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Old 2nd May 2019, 13:53
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At the party Stan was being obdurate about passing the chips.

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