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  #691  
Old 21st March 2019, 03:02
Kipling Kipling is offline
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

Looking through photos of family holidays you remember fondly, then realise you're now older than your mum and dad were in those photos.
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Old 21st March 2019, 16:45
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LOL yes! It's also why it becomes ever more ridiculous to be still treated as a child. It's like, Dad, I remember you when you were younger than I am now! This 'I am right about everything because I am the adult' thing becomes less and less convincing each year.
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Old 21st March 2019, 21:14
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

When I find myself judging a younger female attention getter/seeker
(who also judges me)
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Old 3rd May 2019, 21:07
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

I can't believe I did this, but...

When you come away on a trip and realise, at the airport, that you don't have your house keys and that you must have left them in the lock on the back door when you left home!

Senility has started.

The upside is that until recently, I've never had a genuine friend but when I'm able to call someone who drives twenty miles just to retrieve my keys and put them somewhere secure for me to find when I get home, I know that I have one now.

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Old 3rd May 2019, 23:17
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^ going away on a trip can distract from one's routine and make one do "other" things, like the only* time I've ever locked myself out of my house was the day before I went overseas.
That was years ago, though, not senility!

Glad your friend was there to do that for you.

*touch wood
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Old 27th May 2019, 20:56
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

When thinking about tits you suddenly remind yourself that you're running low on milk.
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Old 8th June 2019, 00:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocket Spud
When thinking about tits you suddenly remind yourself that you're running low on milk.
Or that you should put some bread out for the birds in the garden.
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Old 11th June 2019, 13:05
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Default Re: You know you're getting old when..

You wish your shirt was longer so it stays tucked in when you bend over.
Nothing worse than a draught around the lower back.
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Old 16th June 2019, 21:41
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^Or when you make a cup of tea then forget to drink it.
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Old 16th June 2019, 22:20
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^ when you find half a cup of cold tea already in the microwave.
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Old 16th June 2019, 22:37
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